[Yeah, so in this one, shit happens. Also, I figured it was time to explore America's character a bit more.]


America walked into Canada's house to find Katie crying against his little brother's chest. It made him more than a bit uncomfortable to see a girl who was usually such a badass sobbing like that. Canada noticed him, and gave Katie a tight hug.
"Hey, Kat, why don't you go clear your head and we'll talk more later?" he told his girlfriend. She nodded and went into the backyard.
"Wow, I never thought I'd see you be a dick!" America chuckled. "So, what'd you do? Did you refuse to fuck her or something? She's a college senior, for Christ's sake!"
"It's something else."
"Well, it's not like you got her pregnant or anything!"
"Actually, that's exactly it.". America blinked.
"Wait, what?"
"Katie's pregnant, and it's my fault. She started crying after she tested positive."
"Sweet! I'm gonna be an uncle!" The nation fist-pumped in victory.
"America, it's more serious than that! She started crying because she's terrified that she's not ready to be a mother, and, to be honest, I'm scared, too!"
"Oh. I thought it was just because you're a goddamn pussy."
"Can you please be a little less of an asshole and see what this means from my perspective?"
"Crap. Sorry, Canada! I'm just excited for you two."
"Well, can you keep a secret for me?"
"Depends."
"I'm going to propose to Kat tonight."
"Makes sense. After all, you two did make a baby."
"Canada?" Both men turned to see the mother-to-be standing by the door. Canada panicked. How much had she heard?
"You okay? Little bro told me how he knocked you up." Her eyes flashed with anger and embarassment.
"I'm fine. I think I just needed to get that out of my system."
"Figures. By the way, I'm having a crazy-ass party tonight! I want to see both of you there!"
"Thanks," Canada hissed.
"C'mon, bro! It'll be fun! Plus, we can tell everyone about how you didn't use a condom!" And, once again, America earned himself a slap from Katie.


"I'm not sure this is a good idea," Katie mumbled as she unbuckled her seatbelt.
"Listen, we have to tell everyone about the baby sooner or later. It'll go much quicker. We're a team on this, and I'd like for us to make it official." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a velvet box. "Kat, will you make me the happiest country on Earth and marry me?"
"Yes!" He slid the ring on her finger.
"You ready?"
"Let's go."
As soon as they were inside, Katie was pulled away from her fiance by Hungary and both of Russia's sisters, who insisted she needed girl time. Canada watched them go as his lover mouthed "Help me!"
"So, you and Canada are close, yes?" Hungary inquired.
"Yes. He... he just asked me..."
"Asked you what?!" Belarus snapped.
"To marry him." Hungary let out a squeal of delight as Ukraine hugged Katie so hard the pregnant woman thought she would suffocate.

"I wish big brother would do that," Belarus sighed wistfully.
"I'm sorry, Belarus. I don't think he will."
"Aw, man! I was gonna have you ask her in front of everybody," America whined once Canada gave the men the news.
"Aw!" Italy swooned. "Your wedding will be beautiful!"
"There's something else," Katie sighed.
"There's something else," Canada mumbled.
"We're having a baby.". [A/N: For this section, just imagine they're saing the news at the same time. Also, out of all the guys on Hetalia, I thought Italy and France would be the most likely to get excited about a wedding, but I went with Italy because France won't come out of the closet. And by that, I mean he's literally locked inside my closet right now.]
"OH MY GOD!" Hungary screamed.

"I'm going to be an uncle," England murmured befor passing out.


[Augh! Stupid writer's block! I'm ending here. This story will have a total of nine chapters. I'll be breaking the final month in half. See ya!]