Circumstances
chapter 1
-I typed this out a year and 7 months ago ORZ. So if there are mistakes please don't be mad I tried to make it as best as I could!
Warning: this is a crackfic so yeah…
Disclaimer: I do not own HunterxHunter
"No!"
"Gon, I haven't even said anything yet!"
"No!"
"Get out of the change room."
"No!"
"I mean it Gon, get out now!"
"No!"
"You're not the only one who has to change you know!"
"No, no, no!"
Killua let out a long sigh.
Over the past week in York Shin, the inseparable duo has been devising various ways to earn money for Greed Island. They've accepted numerous jobs and earned a significant amount of money, however they suffered a huge loss due to Killua's gambling addiction. The young assassin wanting to make up for their lost found a great job opportunity involving a lot of cash.
However, he never expect it to turn out this way.
Since both of them were desperate, they've accepted the job without knowing what it entails. Killua figured he would regret it in the end, but he now believes that Gon will regret it more than him. They both fought against their position when they realized what they need to do, but the boss refused since they're low on staff and stated that they would accept the job despite any conditions. Killua became irritated and had the urge to strangle the man. But before he could do anything, Gon stopped him by grabbing his hand and agreed to the manager's consent.
The young assassin narrowed his eyes. "Why does he have to be so damn stubborn?" Killua thought. Not wanting to be enclosed in the small room any longer, he faced back to the only change stall that Gon occupied.
"You can't stay in there forever you know," Killua finally said.
"Yes I can." Gon whimpered.
"Either you get out here right now, or I'm forcing that door open."
"No and no!"
"What's with you? All you're saying is either yes or no!"
"Fine" there was a pause "hi."
"Hi" Killua began "My ass! Gon, were doing this for Greed Island. Greed Island" Killua kicked the closed door.
"I know, but I don't wanna come out." Gon whined.
"Well, due to the fact that Greed Island is our only lead of finding your father, your going to come out there eventually. Whether you like it or not" Killua pointed.
"B-but" Gon protested.
Killua sighed "Don't you want to find your father?"
"Of course I do! What kind of question is that?"
"Well get out NOW!" Killua yelled red veins popping on his head "and it's not like you're doing it alone, I have to dress up too you know! So don't act like you're doing all of this by yourself!"
Killua heard shifting noises within the change stall and then everything went silent. His eye started to twitch and his irritation grew within each twitch. "Gon," he said "the tutorial starts in a half an hour."
It took a while for Gon to reply "you go."
"How can I? I need to change." Killua said, while waiting for another pessimistic retort from Gon. He heard a slight murmur from the change stall, but he could make out what his friend said.
He would have never thought that this job would particularly affect Gon this way. Killua believed it would be him whining and complaining, however it became the opposite, which Killua was very surprised at. He sighed again.
Then he wondered "why did he accept the job even though he doesn't want to do it?" Was it his fault? Since he was about to attack the boss? However Gon stopped him, knowing he wouldn't want him to kill anyone. Killua rubbed in temples in confusion, while thinking to ask Gon about it later.
Now, Killua tried plenty of ways to get Gon out of the change room. He tried force, and then he tried reasoning...
"Maybe I should try provoking him." Killua thought. He cupped his hand on his chin and grew a devious smirk on his face "If this doesn't work I don't know what else will."
"Maybe I should force that door open with nen." Killua said dangerously while knocking lightly on the door. He could imagine Gon's face going as white as a sheet.
"You wouldn't dare..." Gon replied immediately with evident fear in his voice. Killua smirked victoriously "bingo~" he thought.
"I dare." Killua said with a slur of confidence in his voice. He then took a deep breath and began surrounding his aura around himself. He was about to grab the handle but Gon suddenly stopped him.
"OK, OK! I'm just really embarrassed! There, does that answer your question? Please don't use nen!"
With Gon's sudden plea, he dispersed his aura and began looking solemnly at the door. Even though they have a schedule to follow, Killua would always listen to what Gon had to say.
However, with Gon's confession, he couldn't help but tease his best friend.
"That's odd, I didn't think you'd be embarrassed to do this" Killua said slyly. He knew that Gon wouldn't come out for a while, so until then, he planned to merely talk until he can think of another way of getting him out.
"I'm not THAT embarrassed, I just don't want to come out..."
"Then why aren't you coming out? You chicken or something?"
"No."
"Maybe you're just scared that I'll do a better job than you."
"Hm? But I thought you didn't like this kind of thing."
"It doesn't matter whether I like it or not. I practically excel at everything, so I thought this is no big deal" Killua boasted.
"Well Mr. I can do everything, I'm not exactly like you."
"Ok Mr. stubborn guy who refuses to get out of the change room, how about you go and do everything for once?"
"No!"
Killua sweat dropped and said distressingly "you realize we're not going anywhere with this."
"I know," Gon innocently replied.
"Don't play innocent with me Gon." Killua
"Huh? I was playing innocently?" Gon asked confusingly.
The ex-assassin sighed, avoiding Gon's question.
Suddenly Killua perked up and his eyes widened in realization. He was struck with a pure ingenious idea that knew wouldn't fail. He furrowed his eyebrows in determination and a devious smirk was spread across his face. "Gon wouldn't know what hit him." He inwardly smirked. He began using "In" and completely erased his presence from the room.
Gon noticed the disappearance of Killua's aura and said out loud "Killua?" Gon narrowed his eyes and began to worry. "Is Killua still there?" Gon thought while trying to figure out what was the exact cause of his missing aura. He stood up from the small bench seat that he was sitting on and peaked outside the room through the small crack through the door. He didn't see his white hair friend anywhere. "That's odd," Gon pondered "he was just there a moment ago."
Gon decided to brave whatever was out there and actually come out of the change room. Gon's face gave off a light blush, he really didn't want Killua to see him wearing these clothes, but his worry grew for his best friend within each passing second.
Gon was about to open the door but then he had the sudden urge to look up at the ceiling. He lifted up his head. His eyes widened in pure disbelief.
Killua was practically stuck on the ceiling!
"Oops, you noticed?"
"Killua! Get down from there!" Gon's voice sounded desperate more than angry.
Killua moved around the ceiling imitating Spiderman movements, until he was hovered over Gon's change stall. "Now I can finally-" but before Killua could even get a glance at his friend, he lost balance and fell from the ceiling. He knocked over Gon on impact. The young assassin got off of Gon quickly when he felt Gon's body squirming under his. "Oi, are you ok-"
Killua's face was flushed in red.
As Gon was sitting back up, he took a good look at his clothes. Gon was wearing a green kimono with fancy yellow flowers patterns and red swirls on it. And instead of his usual spiky hair, it was covered by a long black wig with cute bangs in front.
Killua was the proud son of the infamous Zaoldyeck family; he wouldn't let a simple blush ruin his pride, especially in front of Gon. He shook his head to hide his blushing face. Although he realized there was an awkward silence between them, so he put his hand under his chin to raise his face.
The two friends blinked at each other.
"Heeehhhh" Killua quickly recovered from his blushing moment, suddenly smirking deviously.
Gon still flushed in embarrassment blinked at Killua questionably "W-what?"
"You look cute as a girl~" Killua whistled.
"Shut up Killua!"
"Come on, I'm being honest here!" Killua received a cute yet angry pout from Gon as a response.
"Aha! Now I get it!" he suddenly realized "Your just afraid to admit that you're a really, really cute girl~" Killua deviously remarked.
"K-killua!"
"Hmmmm...And surprisingly enough, you're my type-"
Killua didn't finish that sentence for he was knocked out cold by Gon.
A/N: Yea, I'm sorry if I made Gon slightly OOC...
And if you're wondering what job they took up, they're working at a cross dressing bar where you crossdress…..*hopefully some of you watched Gintama…hopefully…..*
Next Chapter: featuring Leorio and Kurapika. Will Leorio get Kurapika in a tutu? Or will he be in a coma for two weeks?
Please review if you like it or if you want me to continue. If you want me to continue I don't know when the next chapter will be out since I'm busy.
