One day, everyone's favorite motley crew of total losers was hanging out and being happy that they weren't Allen, who was the most loserly of them all. All of them except for KOS-MOS, who never really thought about anything. In fact, it was she who broke the fun and giggles of Allen-bashing when she said, "My external appearence is down 5. Shion, I need to be cleaned."
Shion, upset about her fun being interrupted, spat, "Get out of my way, or else!"
KOS-MOS' feelings were hurt. MOMO noticed this and was appalled. "Why are you doing this?!" she asked, hugging the android.
Jr. couldn't stand MOMO's raving optimism. He aimed his rhinestone cowboy guns at her. "I got no time for wusses like you!" He pulled the triggers (both of them!). "Sayonara, baby!"
MOMO collapsed to the floor. Shion immediately began running a series of highly scientific tests involving calculus and pie charts. Meanwhile, the group's rabid do-gooder, chaos, began spouting his usual self-righteous crap. "Poor lost souls! May you be reborn again anew!"
Shion finished her tests. "Great! I've collected some good data!"
Just then, MOMO sprang up. "Now you guys are in trouble!" she said, her eyes gleaming with hate.
chaos cried, "Please stand down! I don't want meaningless bloodshed!"
Everyone agreed to make love, not war. Unfortunately Jr. took this as a sexual comment and remarked, "Well, guess I'm gonna get some exercise after all! Heh...this is gonna be fun."
Shion, disgusted, hit him over the head with her MWS. "Who would have thought one of Miyuki's inventions would come in handy?!"
MOMO was embarrassed about having been shot by Jr. "I was a little scared..." she admitted.
Ziggy, ever kind, told her, "Don't take it too hard. You didn't stand a chance."
Jr. rubbed his head. "I thought I was a goner..." He glared at Shion.
"Take it easy on me! I'm not meant for this line of work!" Shion screamed, seeming very needlessly defensive.
Noting the growing tension, KOS-MOS remarked tentatively, "I reccommend reorganizing the group."
Suddenly, Albedo crashed the party! "Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon! Now DIE!"
MOMO cried, "Mystic powers, grant me a miracle!!" Albedo keeled over, overcome by the Powers of Light.
KOS-MOS nodded in approval. "The enemies have been exterminated."
A dance dance party was in order. The gang danced and sang terrible karaoke all night long, never once inviting Allen because he was a wuss that they didn't have time for. Finally, Jr. said, "All right, let's call it a day."
So they did.
