One bright sunny evening, the Doctor decided he wanted to rape foetuses. He went into the dark and dingy shower and fucked the last remaining life out of a fresh newborn child. He then shot the mother of the child with his shotgun dick. Stephen Roberts filmed the whole thing and uploaded it to RedTube. The Doctor then went back to his TARDIS, covered in blood and semen. His dick was purple with erectitude and was still slinging yoghurt like a champ. Bill Potts was all like "If you keep going like that, you'll be impotent soon. If you grow impotent, I'll report you to the police and make your defaced body into a work of modern art".
"Shut up, cunt" said the Doctor as he raped the TARDIS with his pulsing member. Bill Potts then played with a dead fetus puppet and then aimed the TARDIS towards the orgy dimension. The doctor slapped her bitch face because orgies get you STDs and STDs are bad. Bill then bent the seventh dimension by squinting and then fucked the Doctor's mom. The Doctor was so enraged by this act that he sucked her dick. Rory then turned up out of nowhere and said "Dumped dat bitch! She was pure cray!" before then shitting on the main controls of the TARDIS. The Doctor licked the shit and hen licked Rory's asshole. The TARDIS got sucked into a space vagina and then some morbidly obese Asian schoolgirls had to masturbate them otherwise the gang couldn't leave. Never one to refuse sex, the Doctor crammed his shotgun dick into one of the girls' mouths and PULLED THE FUCKING TRIGGER.
The Doctor then winked at Rory and said "Don't worry, this is only symbolism".
All of a sudden, the three of them were transported to Temasek Secondary School. They had been transferred there by a group of Singapore thieves who wanted to steal Rory's famous platinum dick that could cure cancer. Bill unleashed her vagina and the room died because she was black. Suck my wiener, George. All the negroes in the world exploded and the doctor's dick got replaced with a magical talking Jew.
After taking a Jeep and driving to Arivaca in Arizona, the Doctor pulled out the whore in his trunk and shot her to death. He then shot himself in the leg. He then walked to the nearest gas station. He then ate the corpse of the cashier and had sex with his remains. Rory ate his own dick. Soon after, Bill appeared behind him. The Doctor shot the man behind the cash register and then proceeded to try out various sunglasses. He jumped out of the window and killed Bill.
"We need more LSD!" said the Doctor "We can't let these LIBERALS get the best of us!".
The rest of the crew was left behind. Edwin Morgan shot Rory to death with a sniper rifle before exploding. Rory had an orgy with the Marquis de Sade. The doctor then shot Bill in the head. Bill ate a Britomartis igarashii.
"What remains?" asked Bill.
The doctor then suddenly grabbed the sun and skullfucked it. And on that fateful day, the ninth crumbled. The Doctor got into the TARDIS and set course for the planet of the drug dealers.
The Doctor tychonned a little girl's head with his bow and arrow. The Doctor came so hard he died. The Doctor asked for ketchup on his soda. It burst open like a watermelon. Theresa May raped a Chihuahua. The Doctor strolled across Woodhaven Boulevard and murdered 19 pregnant mothers. Cyberia was a place full of goddamned liberals.
The doctor got his LSD. He then decided it would be prudent to rape his own mother. But not before giving 10 million dollars to charity and sucking a microphone off.
"Wha-?" said the Doctor "I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!"
The Doctor then killed himself. His mother was shocked at his nakedness. His mother answered. Rory pissed on their corpses before stabbing Amy's past self who was there for some reason. Rory grabbed the Doctor's mother and broke her neck. Harry Potter died. The Doctor opened the door.
Rory decided that sucking his own wiener was hard so he killed Bill. Then he watched Kill Bill. William Wareing turned up and chastised Rory. Rory told William to shut up as he was busy wiping dead baby blood over his face. William then got raped by the Gemstones of Pakistan. How can a collection of rocks rape?
Rory injected himself full of Metyrapone and then destroyed his own TV. Oscar Wilde then burnt down Rory's flat. It turned out that history's greatest geniuses wanted to stop Rory from killing Amy. But Rory had already killed Amy. Carl Tyler "Doc" Sprague stabbed Rory in the dick and shoved electrodes up his pussy. Rory got zapped so hard he turned back into a girl. Turned out she was Aries from Himawari - The Sunflower -. The league left her alone. Aries wanted pain so she shoved the electrodes further up her pussy but she cut her pussy so she went to a doctor. The doctor and her then lived happily ever after on an island of lemonade and eternal youth for three years before the Doctor carpet bombed the island.
