* hello, hi, hiya, sup

Iggy: shut up and continue

Weirdo(me): fine, anyway hello, it's Randommonimum135 here but i like to be called Weirdo, for those of you who don't know me. and yes, i kidnapped Iggy.

Fang: forgetting someone?

Weirdo: oh yea, my friend Jynx kidnapped Fang. she has her own profile too, but she hangs out here a lot, thus Fang is always here too. but this is yet another story from me. it'll be different from the others that i've written, this'll be a crossover fic. it's just a bunch of random things that contain book and movie characters from pretty much anything. just random thoughts that i have.

Iggy: if you can get anymore random

Weirdo: oh i can. but i am not trying to steal anyones ideas, i appologize if i do. and i'll give a little warning, i'm epically random, weird, and a bit skatterbrained. so whatever i write in here will probably have no plot what-so-ever. oh and i'll mention many ocs... but only two are famous, well famous to my stories. they are Onyx (Fang's twin) and Henry. so now that i think that i have given all warnings possible... Onyx...

Onyx: disclaimer: weirdo is not james patterson, bye *walks over to iggy, grabs his hand and kisses him:

Weirdo: one, about the disclaimer, it is meant to say i do not own maximum ride and i am not JP and two, onyx this is not a make out area. especially when it's in front of me, remember i give you permission to date Iggy. i can take that away.

Onyx: well you never let him leave

Weirdo: wait until i'm at scho... wait, he goes to school with me, wait till im asleep.

Onyx and Ig: whatever

Weirdo: anyway here's the story.

~random~cheese~

chapter 1: the story of Iggy and Weirdos child

(weirdo's pov)

ok, so it's not like i never imagined having a child with Iggy. but when i found myself holding a little strawberry blond haired, brown eyed baby in my arms i frankly was just a bit scared. yes you read right, i am holding mine and Iggy's child, her name is Rylan. i look down to see her little brown wing-stubs flap a little. yes, no denying it, she's Iggy's and my child.

you're probably wandering how could this even happen? yea, well you're not the only one. here let's rewind this day to the beginning.

-13 hours ago-

today was just like any other day, i woke up and got dressed. then i went to the stage where i go to introduce my fanfics to wake up Iggy. And once again i found him laying with one wing around Onyx, my lovely Oc that i created to be the perfect match for Iggy. *curse my mind* but i walk over to my brand new megaphone and scream into it

"Iggy, wake up. time for school."

i stifle a laugh as he and Onyx jump up in surprise. it gets me everytime. i used to just push them off of the stage.

"why do you insist on doing that every morning?" Onyx says, while Iggy regains his bearings.

"hmm, because it's fun." i say, picking up my invisible chain that only i can see. *it's a fanfic, i can do anything*

i hook the chain to the belt loop on the back of my pants and hook it to Iggy. it can stretch pretty far. i wouldn't have to use the chain if he'd stop trying to run away. then we went to school. when we got home, Onyx was waiting for us, of course.

and so was Fang, duh. by now it was three o' clock in the afternoon. we all decided to go hang in the meeting room, i mean we had nothing better to do. soon Jynx, Reaper, Icing, and Snow came in too and we all just hung out. before we knew it five hours had past, it was now 8 o' clock.

and the time some little pixie, fairy thing came. she told us her name was Twinkle and she was a baby delivery fairy.

"why would a baby delivery fairy be coming here?" i asked then looked at Onyx and Iggy holding hands, then i looked at Reaper and Snow also holding hands.

"alright, which one of you did it?" i Jynx asks them.

we got looks that told us they definitley did not "do it". so the question was still there, who "did it".

the fairy consulted her teeny clipboard. that's when my thoughts strayed to thinking, i wonder if it would be possible for me to read that little clipboard. it was so tiny and i can't read really little writing. so i came to the conclusion... i really wanted to try it.

"it says it's for a Randommonium135 and a... James Griffiths." Twinkle says.

Iggy shuddered at his real name being said and the shock and i swear my jaw hit the floor. did she just say that Iggy and... and I had a child. i felt the stares of everyone.

"me and Iggy most definitley did not "do it", i'm still a freakin' virgin for gosh sakes." i say.

that's when all the stares shifted to Iggy.

"i know you are all staring at me and no, i didn't do anything." he says.

"this has got to be some mistake. are you sure you got the right people?" i asked, already knowing that she didn't.

"nope, it's what it says." Twinkle says and out of nowhere a baby falls into my arms. then she was gone.

i looked down at the little thing in my arms. it had Iggy's hair, my eyes, oh yea, and Freakin' wings too. there was no denying it, this little girl looked just like Ig and I. my only thought was how did this happen?

and thus you are now caught up on our little predicament. and yes i am the one that named her, i may not have really wanted or needed a child yet but i refused to call her "the baby".

"what are we gonna do? there is no way that that is our child." ig says, freaking.

"iggy, it looks just like us. it's innevitable, this is our child. but i have no clue how." i say.

i look over at everyone else. Fang was trying not to laugh and Reaper and Snow looked releaved that she wasn't theirs. Icing was about the size of an ant by now. *inside joke* Onyx just looked shocked as did Jynx.

then Rylan started to fuss.

"shoo, shoo." i said to her soothingly.

"seriously, what are we gonna do?" Iggy asks.

" I have an idea. here hold her." i say handing Jynx the baby and grabbing the phone.

it was time to call in the big guns. i dialed the number and waited. then the i heard the click sound of someone answering the phone.

"Hello." said the man who answered.

"yes, James Patterson, can i ask you about what you would do with an infant bird-child?" i ask the man. *it's a fanfic remember. i can go straight to the guy*

~lulolulo~

* so did you like it. this seriously is just made up on the spot. and it will have a continuation. do you want to find out what happens to little Rylan. that poor, poor bird-baby...

Iggy: yea, seeing how she's somehow yours

Weirdo: shut up, she's somehow yours too. by the way, we're still trying to do the math on that one.

Rylan: - crys -

Everyone but ig and weirdo and Fang and Jynx: we're leaving, enjoy your night.

Ig and Weirdo: you guys are the best friends ever

Fang: at least you can leave...*reaches a hand out to them* take me with you!

Jynx: don't you dare even try to escape *says while attaching her invisible leash to Fang so they can leave* well good night, enjoy taking care of the baby. call me if you need help. *jynx and Fang leave*

Iggy: they just left us behind didn't they?

Weirdo: sadly, yes...*holding the baby*

thank you for reading, please review

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~iggy~for~life~