It was a windy morning in green hill zone, the sky was blue, the trees rustled as a flash of light zipped by, this was none other than Sonic the Hedgehog! Sonic was zipping to the end of the zone to battle his arch enemy . Sonic than saw something BAD! Eggman was in his pod but he was not alone. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA SONIC I WILL BEAT YOU! WITH THE HELP OF MY NEW FRIEND HILLARY CLINTON!" Suddenly out of the ship a witch with yellow teeth and bad breath emerged "YOU LOOK LIKE A DEPLORABLE!" Said the raspy one. She licked her teeth. Sonic tried to beat her but, his rights were taken away he was no longer able to use guns to save the day. "NOOOOOOO BLAST IT ALL! HILLARY CLINTON IS GONNA DESTROY AMERICA!" Suddenly out of the distence Sonic heard A 'CA CAAWWWW!' It was a big masculine man riding on an eagle with orange hair and an awesome tan. "DONALD TRUMP!" Sonic yelled in happiness. Trump jumped from his eagle and pounded the ground like a badass "Clinton." Trump's dazzling hair fluttered in the wind as he said in the most manly voice that echoed through the world "We... Need... TO BUILD A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!" Trump than powered up and punced Eggman into space than eh saw clinton "It's no use Donald Trump I will win! AND YOU WILL LOSE YOU RACIST!". Trump was not staggered in fact from Hillary's angle Trump smirked "hehehehe you callin me a racist, let's not forget the time YOU LAUGHED AT A RAPE VICTIM!" Trump than summoned a 'Blaster' andblasted Clinton. She stood her ground as she looked at Sonic. Sonic then felt the power of THE POWER RANGERS! Trump used his magical wizard staff to become with sonic, the MEGAZORD! Clinton than took her true form AS GODZILLA! Sonic and Trump's Megazord made a SWORD! The two giants clashed as green hill turned red, clouds rumbled, balls fumbled. Tails and Knickles appeared but fuck them Hillary killed em. "IT'S TIME TO USE THE FORCE!" Trump was also a jedi master! Trump than used his manlyness and showed sonic 'The way' "SONIC YOU GOTTA FIGHT HARD!" Sonic than got a boner but this was no ordinary boner it was the boniest boner to boner he knew what to do. SOnic jumped out of his ship and dick slapped Godzilla and Trump won the presidency and no Hillary did not die and no this is not a threat I just wrote this for fun. Sonic and Trump ruledAmerica togher and built the biggest wall of all. In order to be great again all he needed was Trump. THE END!
