Hello. This is my first little... Story... Erm... Thingy... Yeah...

Yes, I know it's short... Sorry. One of the charries is a little ooc... ish...

I know I'm not too good at this type of thing, I never have been, and I probably never will, so please tell me what I could improve on.

I might continue this, but I'm not too sure...

Rate and Review, please.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Akatsuki... Unfortunately.

Nani-Chan

A dim light brightened up the room ever so slightly, a ray of light making its way through the cracks in the blinds. The two "Lovers" in bed stirred, crawling closer to each other to make the chill of the morning lessened by their combined body heat.

"Mmm... Konan..."

"...Danna... Yeah..."

One lay there, arms folded behind his head, eyes lightly closed, and a cocky grin plastered across his face and the other lay next to him, snuggled close, half-conciously and delicately making designs on his "Significant Other's" chest with his index finger.

The first one cupped his lover's chin, lips lightly brushing against his.

"You know I love you, Konan..." He muttered/slurred, roughly pressing his lips against the other's.

And then their eyes opened.

You know, it's amazing how shock, fear, and a hang over can make you realize that you've done something TOTALLY wrong and irreverseable that you shall regret for the rest of your life.

One stared shockingly into the eyes of his subordinate, Deidara, while the other looked deeply into the wringed pupils of his Leader, Pein.

"OH, HOLY SHIT!" They both exclaimed, jolting out of the bed at the same time, both taking the blanket to... Cover themselves up.

As if looking into a mirror, Pein and Deidara glared hatefully at one another and both thrust out an accusing finger.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!

YOUR ROOM?! THIS IS MY ROOM!" They shouted in unison.

Silence fell over the room for a moment. Deidara started to tug at the blanket, the chill of the morning starting to get to him. "Gimmie the blanket, un. I need it, I'm cold."

"Then put some pants on, you pansy." Pein replied, tugging back.

"I need it because I'm bigger than you, hmm." Deidara sneered, tugging with even more force.

Pein rolled his wringed eyes. "I'm not even gonna have this fight with you, you immature baby. Besides, why do you think they made me Leader?"

Deidara was silent for a moment, a light blush creeping upon his cheeks.

Pein gave a cocky grin. "Yeah, that's what I thought. Now. Give. Me. The. Blanket!" He roared, ripping the cloth from Deidara's hands.

"Tch. Fine. Be that way." Deidara scoffed, then proceded to search for something. "Ah! I found it, un!" He exclaimed, holding up a black, frilly thong with the crotch cut out for some reason. "I thought I had lost it, hmm..."

Suddenly, the door opened.

The two naked men immidately turned their heads at the door.

"Good morning Ita-" The blue shark man said jubilantly as he strode happily into the room, an arranged tray of food in his hands.

Something made Kisame stop dead in his tracks, almost dropping the tray in the process. Maybe it was the two clothless men infront of him that he stared at, them staring back, their faces frozen in an expression of shock, suprise, and disgust? Deidara, blushing, immidately covered his exposed manhood -Getting it chomped by his hand mouths in the process- and Pein just stood there, almost dropping his blanket, his eye twitching at the sight of the shark man.

"-chi?" Kisame stammered, his voice pitched and dry.