Cter walked up to Comic, left eye shining bright red.
Comic walked up to Cter, his right eye flaming bright blue.
They turned away from eachother, and took ten steps.
Cter was, unsurprisingly, the first to attack as Comic hit his tenth step, a pen flying out from underneath him. Comic dodged, and leaped a couple feet into the air, and flung towards Cter.
Cter just grinned, and hopped away as a Tripod Charger beam collided with a Beat Blaster. "What, did you think I was just gonna stand there and take it?"
Comic grinned right back, summoning a huge barrage of bones and swords. "No, which is why I prepared this."
Cter quirked a brow, confused until he heard a familiar charging sound from behind him. His eyes widened as he jumped into the air, summoning Ink wings and flying downward at Comic with his ink blade at the ready.
Comic jumped out of the way and summoned his own blade, a Bonesword. Comic flew forward and collided with Cter, growling as Cter dodged his slash.
Cter started whistling, just as L's Theme Metal Remix started playing in the background.
Comic looked into the air, frowning and looking at the Beat Blaster playing the music. He destroyed it with a Bonesword.
Cter adopted a look of fake hurt. "C'mon, man, whatcha do that for?"
Comic shrugged. "I don't want this fight taking any sides."
Cter shook his head. "We really make no sense, do we?
Comic glanced to the side. "Nope."
Cter took this as a sign of not paying attention, and fired another Beat Blaster that was summoned at his side.
Comic teleported out of the way, summoning a bone and smacking Cter with it, sending him flying across the room.
Cter got up, a little confused. He shook his head and activated his ink wings, flying forward at Comic.
Comic sighed, and started sprinting at Cter.
As they collided, the screen went to black.
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"AW C'MON MAN!"
"YEAH THAT'S BULLSH!T!"
Comic sighed, frustrated at the horrible short. "I'm not even that strong! I can't teleport that many times in a row, and I can't summon that many bones and swords!"
Cter glanced at Comic. "You think that's bad? They didn't even get my personality right! I would've been meme-ing since the beginning of the fight!"
Cter and Comic came to the conclusion that whoever made this needed to be destroyed.
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A nerd dressed in nothing but his boxers was rapidly typing at his computer, trying to finish his story..
When two hands reached in and grabbed him.
When he landed on the ground, he looked up to see Comic and Cter both cracking their knuckles.
When Bennett and Amisia came into the room, furiously making out with eachother.
Chara, who suddenly appeared there, pinched his nose. "What the f#ck even is this story?"
The nerd in boxers shrugged. "Basically? A sh!tpost."
Everyone besides Bennett and Amisia nodded there heads, agreeing with the nerd.
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A/N: SEE THIS?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NOBODY UPDATES.
*deep breath*
Ok, I'm cool now.
But seriously, don't take this story too seriously, its basically a really, really bad
sh!tpost.
*over dramatic sigh*
Welp, until next time..
Wingah Flies Away!
