Me: Hai! Im sorry I haven't been updating any stories, but lookie here! I'm writing a new one! This is a collection of one shots about the dragonslayers of Fairy Tail and their nest making tendencies, one of my favorite mangas! I hope you enjoy, R&R below! I OWN NOTHING

FYI when a dragon makes a nest, it is sometimes for attracting a mate… winkwink

Horde

Chapter One: … Of Misunderstandings and Underpants

Sometimes building your nest is just bringing your own stuff in…

Lucy opened her underwear drawer to find a pair of lovely burgundy boxers she was absolutely certain were not her's. "NATSU!" she yelled. The pink-haired dragonslayer poked his head in the doorway.

"Eh Lucy?" The blond celestial mage threw the red boxers at the dragonslayer's face.

"WHY ARE YOUR BOXERS IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER?!" Lucy shrieked, a blush creeping up her ears.

"Eh? Oh, those things. I'm here all the time, Luce. I thought you wouldn't mind." Her face burned brighter at his comment.

"Well don't leave your underwear here, it's not like you LIVE HERE!" Natsu rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Whatever, Luce. You're out of food anyways."

NATSU!"

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" Lu-chan, are you okay?" Levy asked while stirring her bubble tea. Lucy sipped her green bubble tea and sighed.

"Levy-chan, you won't believe what happened to me earlier…" Just the thought of Natsu's altercations made Lucy slam her head into the bar table, a weak groan escaping her lips.

"This thing of yours has to do with Natsu-kun, am I right?" Levy giggled in spite of herself. Yet another of Lucy's pained groan was answer enough for the bluenette. "What'd he do this time, eat all of your food?"

"He does that every day, Levy-chan. Today, I found a pair of his boxers at my place, in my underwear drawer." Levy began to choke on a tapioca pearl.

"W-W-What?" Levy finally sputtered in shock. Lucy finally caught on and her face reddened.

"AH NO! Not like… like that…" A sigh of relief escapes Levy's lips in spite of herself. Lucy chose that moment to sigh in pity of herself, "And it's not just his boxers, too. Random food I know I didn't buy randomly pop up in my fridge," Both paused to shudder at the day Lucy thought a jar of ghost peppers were "cute little bell peppers" and half of the guild nearly died from eating them with her, "every other piece of clothes I wash is his, I mean, even Happy's stuff is everywhere!" Mirajane, who was "coincidentally passing by" (read: eavesdropping) winked at the blonde.

"You know, some people say that dragons build nests to attract mates…maybe he's just building a nest outside of his home?" Lucy's blush grew even worse, resembling the likes of Aries' hair. Mates?

"I… I have to go…" Lucy mumbled, breaking into a dead run to her apartment.

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"NATSU!" she yelled, thrusting her bedroom door open. The fire-eater turned his head as he reclined on her bed, a very cute light pink bra atop his salmon hair.

"Oi, why do you keep calling me?" He replied, flipping through an old magazine. Lucy rolled her eyes at the bra turned hat.

"This… thing of yours, leaving your stuff here, are you building a nest here?" Natsu dropped the magazine and tapped his chin.

"I guess you could say that it that way, if you consider-" He was interrupted by lUcy pushing him out of her house, her face completely pink.

"GO AWAY!" she cried, throwing him out of her home.

"Geez, Lucy. I can walk on my own." As the door closed, Lucy slid to the ground. He wants me to be his mate?

Me: Okay, that's the first installment of Horde! The next chapter is about Gajeel and Levy, and aptly named "…Of Books and Beauties". By the time this is up, The other chapter will be up also, because I'm trying for two chapters per update, getting through all eight dragonslayers in 4 updates! Bai~