How Kara ended up here she didn't even know... do it they said, it'd be fun they said.. now Kara wasn't only regretting that decision in its entirety but she was also sat face to face with James Corden gagging over having to shove a piece of cow tongue in her mouth instead of revealing her secret identity... life was going swimmingly.
Turns out Kryptonians weren't exactly invulnerable to everything on earth... Kara had sadly found that out the hard way as she retched up the rest of her stomach contents debating whether or not she'd lost an organ. I really didn't think this through. Internally she whimpered as the crowd 'eeed' and 'arrred' at the less than graceful display.
She could care less about image right now, she was undeniably certain she destroyed that ten times over as soon as she opened the door to this place. She was sweating... how was that even possible?!
Pulling herself back up dramatically and trying her best to tear her mind away from the bitter taste between her teeth she glanced over at Cordens smug face and winced because he was giggling. Usually that would've cheered her up but right about now she was pretty close to just flinging him over to the moon. At least he'd go out with a bang... Kara's lips twitched... the small things.
Blinking as the audiences eyes all descended on her she realised it was her turn to ask a question and so she glanced at the next card... oohhh this ones a doozy. Grinning wide Kara shuffled in her seat as she cleared her throat... "Have You Ever fantasised about me- Supergirl?"
The tint staining James features had spoken for all... everyone likes a superhero.
Spluttering he covered his mouth with a palm debating his options... looking down at the tray deciding whether to answer the question or drink fish juice... "Hasn't everyone?" He sassed looking over to her- taking in her obvious embarrassment with a certain level of glee.. He did that!
Moving on... he cocked a brow "Have you ever done the dirty in the SuperSuit?"
Kara sat blankly, absorbing whether or not it was too late to fake some sort of 'Super Emergency' before he rudely broke through her haze.
"Come on! answer the question or at least try not to choke on crocodile penis." he smirked glancing at said penis that lay limply on the table before them.
Muttering absentmindedly rolling her eyes "I suppose it's not the first one I've choked on."
The audience gasped shit did I say that out loud?! Shit Shit Shit!
MOTHER OF RAO.
They all gawked at her... like that fish juice if it wasn't juice... but if it were still alive and wiggling.
Sat gaping, Supergirl wondered how the hell she was going to pull herself out of this one.
Gulping she shrugged trying to be nonchalant "What? ...Can't blame a Kryptonian for enjoying herself." she winked ..Brazen, but It paid off... Super confidence had its benefits.
The crowd went absolutely wild, whistling and laughing as she crossed her legs smoothly and held herself high... staring into Corden, essentially daring him not to say anything more.
He visibly shrunk before her- gesturing to the tray... "are you?"
Kara shook her head... "I think that answered your question" she teased
The crowd shrieked in amusement.
As the game continued, Kara tried her best to block out the rush of sensation surrounding her from the sounds and harsh twinkling lights... it was a lot on her senses.
Lifting up her paper she bit her lip and read "Most annoying Celebrity Guest?"
Without missing a beat... "You" he quipped
Ohhh it was game on now!
Swift and in her opinion definitely a little underhand he asked "Given the opportunity would you sleep with Lena Luthor or even date her?"
... dammit!
Cringing, glancing to the table she resigned herself to the task at hand and looked onto the tray blankly. This was it- gone was her Kryptonian honour because evidently this was her only option.
Staring her in the face were two furry Kangaroo balls... now they taunted her.
Wincing- Kara had no doubt she'd be battling these creatures in her dreams from now on out. I won't be going to the zoo anytime soon that's for sure.
Lifting a finger over towards the bowl, crinkle firmly in place. She picked up both, taking one in each hand and decided that her tactic was to shove them both into her mouth quickly as to get it over with as soon as possible.
Looking like a chipmunk, two seconds in and she made the horrid mistake of chewing...
EW EW EW THEY STILL CONTAIN... UGHHHH NOOOO.
She blacked out.
Don't let anyone tell you that a Kryptonian happens to be invincible because THEY WERE WRONG.
Three months on and it was still trending on Twitter and she could definitely hear those critters still laughing all the way from here to Australia.
Also she couldn't help but think sometimes- that... it wasn't always this way... she'd never liked to hate, especially not on cutesy animals... but those scoundrels were now the devil incarnate.
Fin.
