Nyarlathotep: Yo! This 'fic' is basically going to be things you never knew about myself! Don't worry, there will be back and forth between me and Azeroth!

Azeroth: Oh, really?


1: Nyarlathotep is the Beldam from Coraline.


After all, Yog-Sothoth is the gate between worlds. And those who come through? Prey.

That... makes sense. Scarily.


2: Nyarlathotep is Tzeentch.


What. The. Hell.

Yep. All events, past, present, future, and alternate, are MINE!


3: Nyarlathotep has very aggressive enemies who really don't like him, or anything he does.


This is true. You know what? I'm going to admit something.

Because of these enemies... I am really busy.

My update schedule has always been wonky, but usually I could put out a chapter every other day.

These days... Not so much.

March 18th. Why is that date important?

Because it will likely be the next actual date I (maybe) will be able to post stories on a regular basis again.


4: Nyarlathotep is Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.


*Watches the movie* AGH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING!

Seriously, though, don't watch it. It's really, really bad.

That has to be the most terrifying thing I've ever seen!

Ummmmmm...


5: Nyarlathotep is Jareth, the Goblin King, as played by David Bowie


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I think I broke her. I think one more...


6: Nyarlathotep is Vin.


From Mistborn. Yes, the Brandon Sanderson book series about people who can do weird things with metal.

You never saw that coming, did you?