Nyarlathotep: Yo! This 'fic' is basically going to be things you never knew about myself! Don't worry, there will be back and forth between me and Azeroth!
Azeroth: Oh, really?
1: Nyarlathotep is the Beldam from Coraline.
After all, Yog-Sothoth is the gate between worlds. And those who come through? Prey.
That... makes sense. Scarily.
2: Nyarlathotep is Tzeentch.
What. The. Hell.
Yep. All events, past, present, future, and alternate, are MINE!
3: Nyarlathotep has very aggressive enemies who really don't like him, or anything he does.
This is true. You know what? I'm going to admit something.
Because of these enemies... I am really busy.
My update schedule has always been wonky, but usually I could put out a chapter every other day.
These days... Not so much.
March 18th. Why is that date important?
Because it will likely be the next actual date I (maybe) will be able to post stories on a regular basis again.
4: Nyarlathotep is Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
*Watches the movie* AGH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING!
Seriously, though, don't watch it. It's really, really bad.
That has to be the most terrifying thing I've ever seen!
Ummmmmm...
5: Nyarlathotep is Jareth, the Goblin King, as played by David Bowie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I think I broke her. I think one more...
6: Nyarlathotep is Vin.
From Mistborn. Yes, the Brandon Sanderson book series about people who can do weird things with metal.
You never saw that coming, did you?
