Magos Krios the pizzeria guard - Warhammer 40k/FNAF crossover

CHAPTER 1 - STC and the past?


WARNING! WARNING! FIRST TIME WRITER!

Disclaimer! I do not own FNAF or Warhammer 40k they belong to their respective owners. I only own my OC's

This story is taking place in universe where "missing children incident" never happened, glitch in animatronics mentioned by phone guy is real here.

Low Gothic = English


Forge-world Meridion 999.M41

Magos Krios is one of many magi of mechnicum. He is 2.2 meters tall and most of his body is replaced by bionics, except for small area of his face around right eye. He had a mechadendrite mounted plasma canon with it's backpack, a mechanicum power halberd, lots of mechadendrites and his own volkite caliver, a present from his mentor archmagos. Right now Krios is joyful or, at least, as joyful as magos can be. During his stay with 41st Expeditionary fleet, he stumbled upon STC of a new kind of teleportarium. New design in STC allowed it to bypass any amount of solid matter and do it not in straight line wchich would finnaly allow for transsystem teleportation. This discovery leveled him to a position of a Magos Lord Dogma. The Mechanicum allowed for it's construction and he is going to be the one testing it. Currently he is standing on the central platform ready for teleportation. All lights are green and machine spirits are appeased and wanting to help. The final countdown 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0, bright flash and darkness.


Unknown location Unknown date

Magos Krios woke up. His internal chronometer said 1.177 hour passed since teleportation. 'How shameful' Krios thought 'What happened ?' as he started reviewing past 1.179 hours. He teleported, then blackness as if he passed out and he woke up here. 'Strange there should be something...' but then reality hit him 'Where am I ?'. He took a look around himself and saw something he wasn't sure what is it. He walked closer to take sample of unknown material that obviously made out building in front of Krios. Analysis of the sample shown that this was a concrete, material similar to a rockrete but weaker, utilized by humanity since late 2nd millenium until 7th millenium when rockrete was invented. This was impossible. Only place where this material existed was Holy Terra... . That couldn't be right, lowest levels of Holy Terra were completely uninhabitable and sky on Terra definitely wasn't blue... the sky on Terra shouldn't be even visible from there. Then Krios detected unsecured server host, its source being brightly lit building on other side of the street with huge, neon sign saying Freddy's Fazbears Pizzeria Grand Reopening. Connecting into the server and saying appropriate prayers to its machine spirit. It was so naive, so young it was nothing like hundreds of years old machine spirits of the Imperial technology. Shifting through the data at astonishing pace, Krios came to strange conclusion. He was on Holy Terra, all data confirmed it and apparently in year 000.M3 in a country called USA or United States of America. This internet intrigued him, so much of valuable, sacred knowledge laying there unsecured and openly available to anyone. Such a thing was unheard of in mechanicum, to leave even small amount of data unsecured was unthinkable. 'I'm going to study it whole later' Krios thought. Right now, he's got a lot more important things to do. First, shelter to later convert into base of operations. This should be easy, building right next to him looked abandoned and was in disrepair, so he can take it for himself. Resources also won't be a problem, according to these "Google Maps" a scrapyard was in range of effective, silent approach. For now, he will remain out of sight and observe. With that he entered abandoned building that accidentally was placed across the street to most famous/infamous pizzeria in the US, New and Improved Freddy's Fazbears Pizzeria.


USA Hortstown 3 months later 3rd March 2000/000.M3 (Monday)

After settleing in abbandonned building, Krios started regularly going on a night "raids" to a scrapyard to obtain raw materials and slavage old circuitry for his projects. Thanks to his experience Krios was able to craft a couple of cogitators and other so much needed (for him) basic machinery. After profounded study of this internet, Krios came to conclusion. First, humans living in this era were heretechs (but they were excused beacuse of not yet knowing teachings of the machine god). Secondly, he really needed some kind of job to start his inegration into society of this Terra. Opportunity happened when three days later in the daily paper, "borrowed" from his neighbour, Krios found a job offer. Restaurant from across the street was looking for a night guard. It really was a perfect opportunity.


Later that day 21:05

Krios came unseen right after closing time, his weapons hidden under his red robes. Only ones left inside were the manager and cleaning crew. When he entered the building, cleaning crew ran away screaming, gaining attention of the manager. "W-w-who are you?" asked scared manager. "I am Magos Lord Dogma Krios, but you can call me Krios and I am here for night guard position" said Krios in his synthesized voice. "W-what are you?" asked still scared manager, "Isn't that obvious you meatbag, I am a human". "I-i-if so the..." tried to ask manager but it was stopped by Krios. "This is irrelevant, you want ho hire me or not?". "W-well you are the only p-person that came so you are hired" said manager. "Excillent" said Krios, "so my shift is going to start at midnight, right?". "Y-y-yes and since you are probably not gonna fit inside night guard uniform, I will just give you a hat. Now you can stay here until your shift starts and get to know the place". "This is an acceptable term" exclaimed Krios. After receiving his night guard hat Krios went straight to his office. 'Blessed machines used as more entertainers' Krios thought 'this people have on respect for technology'. Rest of his time, before start of his shift, Krios spent searching on the Internet for any additional information about unknown pizzeria.


USA Hortstown Freddy's fazbears "new and improved" pizzeria, Stage, Midnight

(animatronic's POW)

"Hey, have you seen new night guard?!" almost shouted toy Bonnie. "Yes everyone here have seen night guard" replied toy Chica "he looked rea-lly strange". "Let's just hope he won't hide and place that nacked endo in his place" said toy Freddy. "Yeah" said other toys.


Same place night guard office, Midnight

Just as cheerfull chime announced start of his shift, ancient device called phone started ringing in Krios' office. Curious he clicked answering button whispering necessary prayers to its machine spirit. Then he heard this:

"Uh, hello? Hello, hello? Uh, hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Uh, I'm here to tell you some things you can expect to see during your first week here and to help you get started down this new and exciting career path. Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, now, I want you to forget anything you may have heard about the old location, you know. Uh, some people still have a somewhat negative impression of the company. Uh... that old restaurant was kind of left to rot for quite a while, but I want to reassure you, Fazbear Entertainment is committed to family fun and above all, safety. They've spent a small fortune on these new animatronics, uh, facial recognition, advanced mobility, they even let them walk around during the day. Isn't that neat? -clears throat But most importantly, they're all tied into some kind of criminal database, so they can detect a predator a mile away. Heck, we should be paying them to guard you. Uh, now that being said, no new system's without its... kinks. Uh... you're only the second guard to work at that location. Uh, the first guy finished his week, but complained about... conditions. Uh, we switched him over to the day shift, so hey, lucky you, right? Uh mainly he expressed concern that certain characters seemed to move around at night, and even attempted to get into his office. Now, from what we know, that should be impossible. Uh, that restaurant should be the safest place on earth. So while our engineers don't really have an explanation for this, the working theory is that... the robots were never given a proper "night mode". So when it gets quiet, they think they're in the wrong room, so then they go try to find where the people are, and in this case, that's your office. So our temporary solution is this: there's a music box over by the Prize Counter, and it's rigged to be wound up remotely. So just, every once in a while, switch over to the Prize Counter video feed and wind it up for a few seconds. It doesn't seem to affect all of the animatronics, but it does affect... one of them. -clears throat , Uh, and as for the rest of them, we have even easier solution. You see, there may be a minor glitch in the system, something about robots seeing you as an endoskeleton without his costume on, now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh, so hey, we've given you empty Freddy Fazbear head, problem solved! You can put it on anytime, and leave it on for as long as you want. Eventually anything that wandered in, will wander back out. Uh, something else worth mentioning is kind of the modern design of the building. You may have noticed there are no doors for you to close, heh. But hey, you have a light! And even though your flashlight can run out of power, the building cannot. So, don't worry about the place going dark. Well, I think that's all. Uh, you should be golden. Uh, check the lights, put on the Freddy head if you want to, uh, keep the music box wound up, piece of cake. Have a good night, and I'll talk to you tomorrow."

'It is going to be interesting night' thought Krios as recording ended.


So this is my first story, I hope you enjoyed. I will always take constructive criticism! Also huge thanks to my co-author who unfortunately do not possess an account here.