AUthors Note: Hey pplz Faz here...I'm posting this story for Alex and our bestest friend Sylvia because they are sick (which they got from Sylvia's sister) This is the most awesomest story ever, seriously. They wrote this for English and it's being posted in our school yearbook and everything!
It rocks...and please review and we seriously promise to visit you and review every story you've written...
Disclaimer
Rose are red...Violets are blue...We don't own Romeo and Juliet...So please don't sue!
A Story of Muzza Love
Yo, dis a story
Of fighting clans
Of da Italians and da Greeks
And all of their stupid bans
There once was this chick
Hoh may God so fully hot
Her name was Gulia
And she knew what was not
Along comes a bro
Who was so fully sick
He had his Cotton On clothing
His friends called him Nick
He was Dating this chick
Who he thought was really hot
Then he saw Gulia
So he soon forgot
The two fighting clans
Were told to stay away
Dey were never to see each other
Or else they would pay
Gulia's crew
Held a big rave
Nicky wanted to go
And decided to behave
Nick had a mask on
Gulia had one too
They decided to dance together
All the night through
Sadly the night was over
Someone turned on the light
Nick and Gulia knew
It was love at first sight
Nicky left the party
Up on cloud nine
He wanted to spend time with Gulia
Coz the night was so damn fine
He went round da back
And climbed onto da hedge
She was taking down the decorations
When he fell off the edge
She heard a big BANG!!
And wondered what it could be
To her great surprise
It was Nicky she could see
She was standing on the roof
With her pyjamas on
Nicky thought she looked hot
With wateva she had on
He wanted to profess his love
He didn't know how
He decided on a rap
And he was gonna do it know
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm in love with this girl,
Who happens to be you"
Gulia was flattered
She loved him tooo
But his rap was crap
So she was gonna show him what to do
"Oh my God, I love you too baby
But there's something I gotta tell
You gotta pull up your pants
And your rhymes really smell"
They spent the whole night
Talking 'bout what life brings
It led to a kiss
Just to end fings
They couldn't tell their parents
What they really felt
They went and got married in secret
So they wouldn't get the belt
Gulia's cuz found out
And went to shoot Nick
But missed by a mile
And killed his best mate Mick
Nicky was so pissed
He hunted down Gul's cuz
He shot and killed him
With his gang of muzzas
Nick was so scared
He had to run away
He couldn't tell Gulia
That he went to Port Phillip Bay
Gulia was shattered
She became engaged to another
Who happened to be
Her best friend's brother
Gulia didn't want him
So she went to a priest
He suggested a poison
To make her look deceased
The whole idea
Was to tell Nicky
What the plan was
Even though it was a little tricky
Nick never got the news
Of what was goin' on
He came back to get Gulia
And found his love gone
He was so upset
He didn't know how to deal
So he decided to take his life
And choked on an orange peel
Gulia woke up
And called the FEDs
They came to her apartment
And shot her dead
The clans had a tip off
And went to go find out
Dey went to the apartment
It smelt like dead trout
They all called a truce
And decided to get along
Even though
It wouldn't be very long
Nick and Gulia rested in peace
They were true love
And above their graves
Sits a graffitied white dove
