AUthors Note: Hey pplz Faz here...I'm posting this story for Alex and our bestest friend Sylvia because they are sick (which they got from Sylvia's sister) This is the most awesomest story ever, seriously. They wrote this for English and it's being posted in our school yearbook and everything!

It rocks...and please review and we seriously promise to visit you and review every story you've written...

Disclaimer

Rose are red...Violets are blue...We don't own Romeo and Juliet...So please don't sue!

A Story of Muzza Love

Yo, dis a story

Of fighting clans

Of da Italians and da Greeks

And all of their stupid bans

There once was this chick

Hoh may God so fully hot

Her name was Gulia

And she knew what was not

Along comes a bro

Who was so fully sick

He had his Cotton On clothing

His friends called him Nick

He was Dating this chick

Who he thought was really hot

Then he saw Gulia

So he soon forgot

The two fighting clans

Were told to stay away

Dey were never to see each other

Or else they would pay

Gulia's crew

Held a big rave

Nicky wanted to go

And decided to behave

Nick had a mask on

Gulia had one too

They decided to dance together

All the night through

Sadly the night was over

Someone turned on the light

Nick and Gulia knew

It was love at first sight

Nicky left the party

Up on cloud nine

He wanted to spend time with Gulia

Coz the night was so damn fine

He went round da back

And climbed onto da hedge

She was taking down the decorations

When he fell off the edge

She heard a big BANG!!

And wondered what it could be

To her great surprise

It was Nicky she could see

She was standing on the roof

With her pyjamas on

Nicky thought she looked hot

With wateva she had on

He wanted to profess his love

He didn't know how

He decided on a rap

And he was gonna do it know

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm in love with this girl,

Who happens to be you"

Gulia was flattered

She loved him tooo

But his rap was crap

So she was gonna show him what to do

"Oh my God, I love you too baby

But there's something I gotta tell

You gotta pull up your pants

And your rhymes really smell"

They spent the whole night

Talking 'bout what life brings

It led to a kiss

Just to end fings

They couldn't tell their parents

What they really felt

They went and got married in secret

So they wouldn't get the belt

Gulia's cuz found out

And went to shoot Nick

But missed by a mile

And killed his best mate Mick

Nicky was so pissed

He hunted down Gul's cuz

He shot and killed him

With his gang of muzzas

Nick was so scared

He had to run away

He couldn't tell Gulia

That he went to Port Phillip Bay

Gulia was shattered

She became engaged to another

Who happened to be

Her best friend's brother

Gulia didn't want him

So she went to a priest

He suggested a poison

To make her look deceased

The whole idea

Was to tell Nicky

What the plan was

Even though it was a little tricky

Nick never got the news

Of what was goin' on

He came back to get Gulia

And found his love gone

He was so upset

He didn't know how to deal

So he decided to take his life

And choked on an orange peel

Gulia woke up

And called the FEDs

They came to her apartment

And shot her dead

The clans had a tip off

And went to go find out

Dey went to the apartment

It smelt like dead trout

They all called a truce

And decided to get along

Even though

It wouldn't be very long

Nick and Gulia rested in peace

They were true love

And above their graves

Sits a graffitied white dove