This is my 1st fanfiction for Hetalia, so please, please don't be mean. It's a letter from Arthur Kirkland, the personification of England and representative of the UK, and Alfred, the personification of the United States.
This is not yaoi, but I guess you could interpret it that way.
Dear Alfred,
In light of the preposterous way you've been acting, I have decided to write you a letter. I would talk to you at the meeting or at your house, but your aura, a dark, depressing aura, kept me away. I tried, I really did, but it was like a force-field surrounded you. And you said you don't believe in magic. How preposterous your non-belief is. Maybe you were lying, maybe you can actually see them, and use magic to your advantage.
Anyway, I have begun to ramble, so I have to get my thoughts together... I know! I daresay, with an attention span such as yours, I will write a poem; short, sweet, and to the point. Well, not so sweet, but you understand.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just don't know
What has come over you.
You once were so cheery
So perky
So kind,
Now I just don't know what's on your mind.
You tried to be a hero
For me
For you,
What I know about you might not be true.
I've seen your clothes
So thin
And baggy
For lack of a better word, now they're saggy.
When's the last time you ate?
Don't try and trick me
You forget that I
Am also a spy
I was worried
I care
I have an odd way of showing it
Much like what's-his-face bear.
It makes me sad
To see you like this
A small, small shell
With no burger smell.
I know I called you fat
And stupid
Unfair
I bet you think nobody cares.
Don't do something stupid
I know
It's hard
To be called a tub of lard.
A pig
A pig
Those others are
But I know, you'll go very far.
How far?
Who knows?
To where?
To places where only you can fare.
Canada and I
We truly care
And so do some others
From everywhere.
'Alfred,'
They say
'How do you fare?'
But you know they don't really care.
Your mask
It's cracking
Faster, I fear
So lend me your ear
I have some advice
From me
To you
Some of it, may be brand new
Actually it's not
I know
But wherever I go,
Your brother's in tow.
He has a few words
Just for you
He says you know he cares
And don't you dare.
'Dare do what?'
You may ask.
I'm sure you know,
So this is your task.
Keep safe
Stay calm
I know you're as strong
As a beach palm
Sure you might shake
When the stock market quakes.
And stay strong,
We all do some things wrong.
But you're a true hero at heart.
I know it
And know you can't quit
You insufferable git.
You see through my mask
As I see through yours
Love, you're depressed
So I'm on a quest.
To help you feel better
I wrote you this letter.
And when you see that
I'll give you back your hat.
Just kidding!
I gave it to the Queen
She did deserve it
Jumping out of helicopters as she sees fit.
But seriously
Come see me
Just us
Just we.
Canada
Me
You
Friends forever true.
Arthur
Wow. I wrote that in less than an hour... Please review! And tell me if you want a continuation of this.
