Speed-saiyaman style

AN: Well if you haven't watched the movie speed before, then you absolutely should. It's one of my favourite movies, but don't bother with speed 2: cruise control. The second movie just doesn't compare with the first in my opinion. Now the plot of the story is based on the plot of speed with a little humour and less seriousness to it. And of course our hero of the story is none other than the great and mighty singing man.

Gohan: "Hey! It's the Great Saiyaman! Get it right will ya?!"

Author: "Oops, sorry singing man! (*laughs* but stops at the site of Gohan's Vegeta like death glare) I mean saiyaman, saiyaman!" (thinks to herself, ~must not let Gohan hang around Vegeta anymore.~)

Disclaimer: No as much as I like I do not own Gohan or anything in DBZ. The same goes for the movie speed. This is just a fanfic put together by a fan of DBZ(Gohan especially) and speed.

AN: one more thing I want at least one review per chapter. Yes that's right one review. Of course more would be very much appreciated. But I just want to know that people appreciate the time that I waste on this fic. It's not much to ask for but if I do not get more that "1" review per chapter than I shall not post any more till I get that one review. Very demanding aren't I?

Gohan: *laughs* "As if anyone will review your story!"

Author: "Then I guess I can do whatever I want to you in the fic."

Gohan: *whimpers* "Celia can be very mean sometimes."

Author: "Hey! And how did you find out my real name anyway?"

Gohan: "It said so on your bio"

Author: "Oh. Well I don't want to keep you waiting any longer. Here's chapter 1 of the story."

Here's what might be useful for the chapter:

~thinking~

*noise*

"speech"

'sarcasm'

(Author's Notes)

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Speed-saiyaman style

by blackberrymint

Chapter 1-Plan C?

*Beep Beep* Videl's watch beeped a couple more times before the dark haired teenager answered it.

"Go ahead captain" She spoke to the watch with a calm voice and a determined look upon her face. "What? A bomb in a building?" She repeated what the man had just said through the communication watch. "I'll be right there!" With that she rushed out of the classroom shouting out an "Excuse me" to the teacher. The teacher merely nodded despite the fact that she was against her students risking their life out there.

"Uh…may I go to the bathroom miss?" a tall boy stood up from his seat and politely asked his teacher.

To his dismay the teacher answered "NO! The last time you run out for the bathroom in my class you didn't return till the period was almost over. Which is somewhat better than not returning till the middle of the next period according to what I've heard in the staff room from another teacher of yours!"

Gohan bowed his head in disappointment and sat back down. ~I guess I could go to plan B, just hope Videl'll be alright till I get there~ Gohan started tapping his feet hard on the ground but not hard enough that the building will collapse but hard enough to make the ground shake.

After about 5 seconds or so a girl shrieked "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Earthquake! Earthquake!" With that everyone started screaming and yelling except of the undercover hero. As soon as everyone disappeared under the table Gohan made his way to the classroom door.

"And where do you think you're going Mister Son?" came the voice of his teacher when she caught sight of red pants and black shoes making its way to the door from beneath her table.

~Why isn't she scared to death by the 'Earthquake'?~ Gohan thought as he turned around just as he saw his teacher crawl out from under the desk.

"Er…" he stuttered, "To make a run for it before the building collapse?" he said with a questioning tone not sure if she'll believe him.

"Well mister the Earthquake is over so get back to your seat! And everyone you can come out from under the table now." She straightened herself and grabbed the textbook intending on continuing the lesson. As Gohan strode back to his seat he heard some guys whisper "scaredy cat" or "cry-baby" as he passed. But he wasn't the one that screamed like a girl and hid under the table.

~Okay so plan B didn't work, what now? I don't have a Plan C~

"Gohan, could you please read the next paragraph." The teacher asked.

~I guess I could try plan B again…or…~

"Gohan!" The teacher yelled now losing her patience with the apparently 'smart and well-behaved' boy that everyone thought he was.

"Huh…?" Gohan looked to where he had heard his name being called and stared eye to eye with the icy cold teacher.

"That's afternoon detention for you Mr. Son." She snapped at the puzzled now in shock boy.

"But…but…" ~Oh no! Mum will kill me!~ He couldn't argue with his teacher knowing that he will only get into further trouble. "OWW!!" Gohan yelled grabbing his stomach and collapsing on the floor. He knew that it was a trick only a fourth grader would pull to get out of class but Videl desperately needs his help no doubt.

"Gohan? What's the matter?" Erasa asked concerned as she looked at her friend in 'pain'.

"Owie!" Gohan cried out once again. "My stomach hurts! My stomach hurts!" Some guys in the room started laughing at the 'nerd' including Sharpner. Gohan simply ignored them and focused on bigger problems such as if Videl's hurt or not.

"This better not be a trick of yours Gohan! Angela, take him to sick bay." The teacher simply turned back to her books and resumed to teach the class. Gohan made his way down the stairs and out the door with the help of his ex-girlfriend. As soon as they were out the door Angela turned to him.

"Alright Gohan, you can quit pretending now! I know you're trying to sneak off to meet with Videl." She snapped coldly.

"What? Angela! That's not true, there's nothing going on with me and Videl!" Gohan screamed back whilst blushing a little.

"Say whatever you like Gohan, but I know better than that. Maybe I should just tell Miss Celia on you right now!" Angela turned her back to Gohan. (AN: Yes that's right it's me! And no, no one's gonna know my last name so it's Miss Celia. Muwahahahaha, payback time Gohan for saying that I won't get any reviews!)

"What? NO! Please don't." (Gohan: "Told ya she could be mean. She gave me detention!")

Angela smiled almost looking like a smirk on her cute face. "That just proves that there's something going on between you and Videl. But I won't tell Miss Celia if…" Angela turned around to face Gohan again, that almost evil smile totally disappearing from her face. "If you get that cute hunk of a guy Sharpner to go out with me!" Angela now had star in her eyes, she smiled broadly up at Gohan.

"Sure Angela, that will be no problem." Gohan replied knowing that Sharpner will gladly date any hot chick that came his way.

"Promise Gohan?"

"I promise."

With a smile on her face she shooed Gohan away from the door's view then turned on her heels and went back to open the door greeting Miss Celia and telling her a lie about Gohan being in sick bay.

Gohan sighed and made his way to the top of the school building.

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AN: Okay so not much happened in that chapter but I still want a review! Next chapter will be better I promise! There's gonna be some action in the next one. And it'll get better and better!

Gohan: "Don't believe her! She hardly ever keep her promises! She promised that she'll be nice to me before but look what she did! She gave me detention!

Author: "If you don't shut up Gohan then I'll give you detention for the rest of your miserable school life!"

Gohan: "See what I mean? She's being mean!"

Author: "Gohan aren't you forgetting that I'm still your teacher?"

Gohan: "YIKES!!!!"

Author: "Well, as long as you review, I'll keep this promise. So R+R!"