I lost my file for my One Piece story…waiting for my friend to send it to me.

Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and I hereby from now on will not claim any of his work as my own.

(Warning: This 1st chapter is meant to be humorous. After this it'll be normal)

Naruto: The Sand-Nin by JyukenKaisho

Chapter: Prologue

It was dark outside, raining really hard and it was hard for the Yondaime to work. He had been having problems recently. Rumors of a tailed beast heading for Konoha, His wife pregnant and the recent songs by Sean Kingston stuck in his head.

Then, the Yondaime heard a noise, looked outside and saw the tailed beast! "Kyuubi…" he said with a smile. Then he went to battle it.

1 minute and 30 seconds later…

"AHHHHH! I can't beat that thing!? BITCH!" the Yondaime said in a bitchy manner.

Just then, Yondaime's wife had just given birth and apparently the reason why we never saw the mother was because she died of…Yondaime Disease…(LOL)

Then the Yondaime thought about something… "Ahh, my wife has given birth… I shall use our son to seal this beast in him!" He said evilly.

30 seconds later…

The boy lay in a cave, crying. The Yondaime suddenly said... " Tadaaaa! Sorry but you won't be my son anymore. You're too dangerous. Mwahahahahahaha!"

So the Yondaime brought him to the neighboring Sand Village at the stroke of 7 am. Gave the boy to a random woman on on the street and was never seen again…

Me: Great prologue eh?!

Luffy: Great!

Ichigo: Well, that sucked.

Me: Shut up or I will remove you out of the story!

Ichigo: Fine, fine.

Me: Bitch…

TO BE CONTINUED…