/authors note/ this story is dedicated to ur mom lmao

One day nick was walking along the sidewalk being a negrofaggit, when suddenly he saw a magic spurdo sparde shoving its benis into random womens bootyholes, and nick -being a fedora tipping soy drinker- decided to do something about it, so he walked right up to the spurdo and told him to stop offending the womens, but the spurdo used his toxic masculinity powers to turn nick into another benis, which the spurdo sent through a magic portal into another dimension and up a young blonde magic alien princess's bootyhole.

Then Judy was there being a tard and she wus like "no" and then the magic spurdo made her explode into a million peices, but then those million peices became niggers, and then the communists invaded and mao the dong ate ur moms feminine penis.

But then nick was back because the magical alien princess from another dimension blew herself up again, and he went on a quest to defeat the communist niggers, so he went to find the magic spurdo sparde and he found it shoving its benis up Judy's bootyhole, and he started jacking off his micropenis to the sight of judy getting benis'd.

But then the communist niggers shot judy in the face, and so the spurdo sparde joined nick in his quest, and they went to stalins house to make him eat a benis but then nick died, so the spurdo magically teleported to another dimension and all the furfags died of gay overdose.

THE END