What and idoit by darkflower
Disclaimer: I do not own any one. not even myself
One day, a guy with long and mean long as in hyppe long blonde hair wondered through an open field, carryihng of course that stupid bow and arrow with him, being very alert, as he hunted for wild....game either that or he was looking to shoot a fish, rather than doing smart thing and use a damned fishing rod, he makes like Sadam husane and shoots it with a weapon that could kill. What an idoit!
So, the next day, this hyppe, who is by the name of Legolas Greenleaf( another proof of reason that he is a hyppe). So he's walking along and he trips on a dead carcass, which he was suppose to retreive after he had shot it, What an idiot.
So the next day, Legolas is ridding on his horse and he comes in conntact with a band of virgin gypie girl, Did I mention that they were half naked?Well they ask," Are you a young virgin?"And Legolas scratches his head and asks," What? No I, why don't you get your day of the month, cause I am a guy, I can't." They regarded him oddly. Like I said what an idiot.
So that same afternoon, Legolas wondered to the stream, where he saw some dead fish," Holy crap!!"He exclaimed
"Someone has killed that fish!!" He pulls the arrows from them.What an idiot.
So that evening, he made a camp fire for himself, well nearly.He looked at the rock, and a match, he lit the match, it was fire, he was amazed, so amazed that he paniked and put it out.
So the next day, he walks into camp where the fellowship camped. He sees Aragorn, who says," So, where are they?"
"Where are what?"
" Where is the food,"Then mutters to himself," Hyppe)
"I...saw fish, I killed em, I saw a deer and kill it too, byt they got away."What an idiot.
So Aragorn stands up and, with his rolled up newspaper( do not asked where he got it.)He smaked Legolas up sode the head hard," You are like everyone says, an idiot.
Me: That is what I have been saying.
Aragorn: I know that. And you could tell just by looking at the poor freakn' sap that he is really a dumb blonde. No, I mean litereally.
Maddie:Dah.*wapps Legolas in the back of the head with a base ball bat,
Legaolas:x..x
Me:Maddie.. you killed him.
Arwen:Cool.
Everyone else:SWWEEEEEETTTTTT you killed blonde boy, who looked like a friggn' GIRL! !!!!!!!!
Please review
Disclaimer: I do not own any one. not even myself
One day, a guy with long and mean long as in hyppe long blonde hair wondered through an open field, carryihng of course that stupid bow and arrow with him, being very alert, as he hunted for wild....game either that or he was looking to shoot a fish, rather than doing smart thing and use a damned fishing rod, he makes like Sadam husane and shoots it with a weapon that could kill. What an idoit!
So, the next day, this hyppe, who is by the name of Legolas Greenleaf( another proof of reason that he is a hyppe). So he's walking along and he trips on a dead carcass, which he was suppose to retreive after he had shot it, What an idiot.
So the next day, Legolas is ridding on his horse and he comes in conntact with a band of virgin gypie girl, Did I mention that they were half naked?Well they ask," Are you a young virgin?"And Legolas scratches his head and asks," What? No I, why don't you get your day of the month, cause I am a guy, I can't." They regarded him oddly. Like I said what an idiot.
So that same afternoon, Legolas wondered to the stream, where he saw some dead fish," Holy crap!!"He exclaimed
"Someone has killed that fish!!" He pulls the arrows from them.What an idiot.
So that evening, he made a camp fire for himself, well nearly.He looked at the rock, and a match, he lit the match, it was fire, he was amazed, so amazed that he paniked and put it out.
So the next day, he walks into camp where the fellowship camped. He sees Aragorn, who says," So, where are they?"
"Where are what?"
" Where is the food,"Then mutters to himself," Hyppe)
"I...saw fish, I killed em, I saw a deer and kill it too, byt they got away."What an idiot.
So Aragorn stands up and, with his rolled up newspaper( do not asked where he got it.)He smaked Legolas up sode the head hard," You are like everyone says, an idiot.
Me: That is what I have been saying.
Aragorn: I know that. And you could tell just by looking at the poor freakn' sap that he is really a dumb blonde. No, I mean litereally.
Maddie:Dah.*wapps Legolas in the back of the head with a base ball bat,
Legaolas:x..x
Me:Maddie.. you killed him.
Arwen:Cool.
Everyone else:SWWEEEEEETTTTTT you killed blonde boy, who looked like a friggn' GIRL! !!!!!!!!
Please review
