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After a two week vaction for the Holiday Time, the Night Class returns to class.

Teacher (who is not Toga) : Okay class, as we do every year, we are going to tell outloud our New Years Resolutions.

Ichijo: (talks really fast) My new years resoloution is to read my new years resolution from last year!
Aidou: Slooooooooooooow doooooooooown you are talking tooooo fast.
Ichijo: I said-
Kaname: My resolution is to lose my beer belly.
Yuuki: *nods*
Kaname: ... Ever thought of a tummy tuck?
Yuuki: :O

Ichijo: M-
Zero: Mine is to go to a Church and regain my virginity, sense I lost it in a bad way *looks at Aidou*
Aidou: :D
Ichijo: That's so sad. Min-
Ruka: Mine is to not be as bug of a bitch

Aidou: Let's not try for the impossible here...
Ruka: And yours, Aidou?
Aidou: To be Kaname-sama's lover!
Zero: At least mine makes sense!
Kaname: You cannot regain your virginity. You're now elligable to be pregnant so-
Zero: I am so not! *purple could of smoke comes in*
Aidou: It wasn't me!
Zero: (in nothing but an apron) Ehhhhh?
Kaname: Yup, you're a slut.
Akatsuki: I knew I shouldn't have pressed that slut finder...
Rima: Why?
Akatsuki: Well, I mean... look at yourself.
Rima: (in chicken costume) How does this prove I'm a slut?
Akatsuki: It's ranked on this picture chart right here.

Ichijo: ...-
Teacher: Mine goal is to sleep with at least 3 of my students
Aidou: *Winks at teacher*
Kaname: *licks lips at teacher*
Ruka: *Wagggles eyes at teacher*
Teacher: *winks at yuuki*
Akatsuki: Well my slut finder just found three more sluts.
Ichijo: Akatsuki, what is your resolution?
Akatsuki: To meet Selena Gomez
Ichijo: Cool, mine is-
Zero: I AM NOT A WHORE!

Shiki: Zero... your apron has whore written acrossed the breast
Zero: That's... Wonderful Hott Owesome Replinishing Elite who is not a whore!
Ichijo: And mine-
Aidou: WHORE! Man whore! Man whore! Zero's a man whore!

Yuuki: What's a whore?
Rima: Your daddy
Yuuki: Headmaster or Kaname?
Rima: Headmaster. Wait! Why would Kaname be your daddy?
Yuuki: Well when we give our love in the bed, Kaname always wants me to call hiim daddy.
Zero: That's creepy

Kaname: *turns around creepily in comfy chair* But now... I am godfather! (is holding Ruka in his lap in a skimpy cat suit)
Akatsuki: I NEED to switch that button off. O.o
Ichijo: (newly found Brittish accent) Where did you find such a gadget?
AkatsukI: Hogwarts! ^^

Zero: FREAKS!
Ichijo: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Everyone: *silent*
Ichijo: I WILL SY MY GOD DANM NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS! YOU FUCKERS NEVER LET ME TALK! AND I WILL BE DANMED THAT YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!
Everyone: *silent*
Ichijo: *clears throat* This year I will-
*Bell rings*
Teacher: Oh class is over. Tomarrow will start learning about the first vampires in this world.
Everyone: *leaves*
Ichijo: Mother (()*%$#%^&*((*^&%%$%^&(*)_(*&^$#%$%()*_*%()*_**()_*
The End