"Ah, nothing like a good game of baseball don't you think Iggy?"

"Even though we have different perspectives on our sports I still think this game is fascinating." The old Brit says.

"Yes, is very good don't you tink Lithuania?"

"Ye-yes sir it's very fascinating!"

"Are you sure because if aren't I'll bring the Metal Pipe Of Pain on you, da!"

"No I'm sorry please I'm serious!"

"Ok da~"

As the countries sit around watching a nice game of "Baseball" (as America calls it) they come to see Prussia on the field.

He yells, "I AM AWESOME!" as his bat hits the ball over the countries and out into the parking lot.

"Jeez I haven't seen a hit like that in years" says the loud and obnoxious American.

"Yes, quite fascinating." The Brit says again.

Another familiar face comes up to bat. He flips his long-ish, curly hair and he blows a kiss to the audience.

"Ugh..." Iggy says blushing.

He yells, "Je t'aime, mon cher!"

Once again the Britt blushes.

"DUDE, Iggy you need to stop acting like we don't know it DUDE."

"Whatever do you mean?!"

"It's obvious that you like him Just like America 2 (AKA Canada) likes Prussia."

"I don't know why you would ever get that idea!"

"Oh, come on Britain! Even I know and I'm 3,486 mi away from suo, DA!"

"Ugh you fools are making me angry." The Brit turned away. "I need to go to the bathroom."

As the Britt walks off Alfred blushes and lets out a sad sob.

"Oh come on America, cheer up we're watching baseball, is even wrong? He won't be gone for long."

"It's not that Russia. It's just...ugh...It's just he likes France and not me."

"Oh I see, da. I get it but China doesn't like me and I have to put up with it."

"What, dude just last week he said he was to scared to ask you out."

"What? Really, he said dat." Russia rushes out the door to go find China.

"Ameriica, why would you terr him that." China say coming from the ceiling.

"It was the only way to make him leave."

"Werr you didn't have to tell him the truth."

"I'm sorry I'm just in an emotional time right now ok!"Alfred yells at China.

"Screw you ash hore."

"Fine, then get out of my country, Sushi-Eating Dick!"

China runs off with his hands to his head crying.

"No wait CHINA, dude I'm sorry."

China was already gone. "Well crap, I guess I'm watching this game alone."

"I'm still here." Lithuania says.

"Oh hey dude, sorry you had to see that."

"No, it's ok, I don't mind, me and the others fight all the time."

"I'm here too."

Alfred looked all around for someone but couldn't see anyone, until he looked down

"Oh, hey Sealand dude."

"It's alright America I'm here to help you, ok?"

Once again America breaks down crying.

"America, hurry and perk up before the England jerk sees you."

"Oh yeah I forgot, Brits don't shit."

He stood up wiping the tears from his eyes. The Brit comes back. "Where are the others?" he asked. "Oh yeah, they said that they had to go talk to people."

"Hi, big jerk!"

"America, why is this brat here?!"

"Oh, I didn't realize he was here till a minute ago."

"Why don't you like me you jerk?!"

"Because your annoying and Not Even a country."

"Am to."

"You are an abandoned platform in the middle of the ocean! I auctioned you. ON EBAY!"

"I hate you you jerk!"

"Leave, you brat!"

Sealand runs off and keeps yelling, "Jerk! Jerk! Jeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrk!"

"Ugh, if I have to see that brat again I'll kill myself."

"Eh, I don't mind the little dude, he just wants to be like you."

"Oi, he'll never learn, will he. Hey, let's go find the others"

"Ok."