1 Togepi
1.1 The Brains of the Operation!
Aloha! You probably guessed but I'm Togepi. Have you ever noticed that everyone else in this cartoon is a numbskull? I have. That's why I'm setting up my own empire… but back to the point.
First up for a flaming, Ash! Who does he think he is? He's thirteen now but he still acts as if he's eight. And so what if he won the orange league? They were all a bunch of wimps anyway! And y'know what really bugs me? The way he doesn't have the foggiest idea that Misty likes him!!! He's so stoopid I could mistake him for a magikarp!
Next, Brock! I don't think he wants to be gay, but it's true, he is. And he's fickle too. Easily loses interest when a pretty girl arrives… he'll never get a girlfriend at this rate! Plus, he says that the girls are beautiful, but his eyes are permanently closed, so how can he tell? I think that's a great big hole in the story, because it just don't make sense!
And now for, Tracey! Oh my! How did they let such a vile abomination be let loose in this beautiful world?!? I hate him, I hate him, I HATE HIM!!! I wanna get a big old flamethrower and fry him!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhh if I had my way… METRONOME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What about Misty? Well, she's too much of a tomboy and it annoys me how she goes on and on about water pokémon, when I'm not a water type. And I call her my mother… I mean, it's not that I don't love her, she's sweet. But she just never really has time for me…
Pikachu! You know there is no other! I like you, you act like I'm your brother! But all you care about is that cute little pikachu you keep telling me about, the one you met in viridian forest… I've heard that song a thousand times! SO JUST SHUT UP!
So now I've flamed my fellow characters… I'll tell you more about my secret plans for the future…
Secret plans revealed if I get 3 reviews, good or flames.
1.1 The Brains of the Operation!
Aloha! You probably guessed but I'm Togepi. Have you ever noticed that everyone else in this cartoon is a numbskull? I have. That's why I'm setting up my own empire… but back to the point.
First up for a flaming, Ash! Who does he think he is? He's thirteen now but he still acts as if he's eight. And so what if he won the orange league? They were all a bunch of wimps anyway! And y'know what really bugs me? The way he doesn't have the foggiest idea that Misty likes him!!! He's so stoopid I could mistake him for a magikarp!
Next, Brock! I don't think he wants to be gay, but it's true, he is. And he's fickle too. Easily loses interest when a pretty girl arrives… he'll never get a girlfriend at this rate! Plus, he says that the girls are beautiful, but his eyes are permanently closed, so how can he tell? I think that's a great big hole in the story, because it just don't make sense!
And now for, Tracey! Oh my! How did they let such a vile abomination be let loose in this beautiful world?!? I hate him, I hate him, I HATE HIM!!! I wanna get a big old flamethrower and fry him!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhh if I had my way… METRONOME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What about Misty? Well, she's too much of a tomboy and it annoys me how she goes on and on about water pokémon, when I'm not a water type. And I call her my mother… I mean, it's not that I don't love her, she's sweet. But she just never really has time for me…
Pikachu! You know there is no other! I like you, you act like I'm your brother! But all you care about is that cute little pikachu you keep telling me about, the one you met in viridian forest… I've heard that song a thousand times! SO JUST SHUT UP!
So now I've flamed my fellow characters… I'll tell you more about my secret plans for the future…
Secret plans revealed if I get 3 reviews, good or flames.
