Troll In The Basement

Disclaimer: All aspects of Harry Potter belong to J.K.Rowling and Warner Bros; only the idea of the poem is mine.

Troll in the basement!

What do we do?

Gather all the students,

Lead them to their rooms.

Get all the teachers,

Ready them with spells.

Take them where the troll is,

Oh, what a smell!

The troll hits Professor Flitwick

He flies into the wall

I'm sure everyone can hear them,

Right in the dining hall.

The teachers eventually bring him down,

The troll lies on the floor

They try and get past the beast

As they struggle to the door.

Everyone in the hall cheers,

As the teachers come out smiling

The noise in one's ears makes them go deaf

And Harry Potter and his friends are sulking.