(Sorry I haven't been posting much, I've been working on another big project, which I am so excited about and can't wait to share! Don't worry. I still plan on continuing 100 Questions and Neal Caffreys, so there's some more chapters in the making. Thank you so much for your patience, I'll shut up now)

(PS: This is completely random. Don't try to understand it...)

Peter Burke is online

James Bonds: Peter, you know you can change your name to something much cooler...

Peter Burke: Why? This is my name. And speaking of names, what's with yours?

James Bonds: You like it?

Peter Burke: I should never have told you that story...

James Bonds: I'm keeping it.

Peter Burke: Good for you. Mine is staying the way it is.

CJones is online

CJones: So this is what you two do

Peter Burke: Slow day. Let me guess, Caffrey told you.

James Bonds: Admit nothing, Clinton

CJones: Yes he did

CJones: I see you over there giving me the stinkeye

Peter Burke: Guys, let's just get back to work. Neal, quit telling everyone to chat with you on this stupid app. You're disrupting my agents.

CJones is offline

James Bonds: D: You scared him off

Peter Burke: Good. My office please

Peter Burke is offline

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Satchmo2 is online

Satchmo2: Neal...

James Bonds: Yes

Satchmo2: How did you change my name

Satchmo2: Actually, I don't want to know

Satchmo2 is now Agent Burke

Agent Burke: Don't mess with my settings again.

Agent Burke is now Sour Grapes

Sour Grapes: Neal!

James Bonds: I was giving you a better representation

Sour Grapes: Leave my settings alone. I thought you were an art thief, not a hacker

James Bonds: I was never convicted for art theft

Sour Grapes: You know what I meant

Sour Grapes is now Agent Burke

Agent Burke: Touch my stuff again and I'll put you on house arrest

James Bonds: That wouldn't solve your problem

Agent Burke: You're my problem

James Bonds: Aw~

Agent Burke: Don't use the squiggly with me

James Bonds: ~~~

Agent Burke is offline

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Suit is online

Suit: Where did you just go

Suit: Neal

Suit: Hey

Suit: If you don't answer me in the next five seconds...

Suit: Dammit Neal if you're up to something again I will force you to drink decaf for a week and take away every drawing utensil you own

James Bonds is now ReallyPeter?

ReallyPeter?: Really Peter...

Suit: Where have you been?

ReallyPeter?: Am I not allowed to go get coffee?

Suit: Not when I know you and the little guy have been acting fishy

ReallyPeter?: Oh yes because I'm just going to walk out in the middle of the day on a Wednesday to go plot and scheme a heist

ReallyPeter?: You insult me

Suit: And you've pulled off worse things

ReallyPeter?: Come get your coffee

Logging off...

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Burke the Jerk is online

Burke the Jerk is now Agent Burke

Agent Burke: Seriously Neal...

Diana is online

CJones is online

Diana: Neat idea, Peter

Agent Burke: Yeah, well this case is a big one. I figure if we can coordinate from home, things will get done faster

CJones: Neal joining us?

Agent Burke: Should be. But we can get started without him

Diana: It's not like him to be late

Agent Burke: I'll give him a call

CJones: Got my coffee, got my file, got my favorite pjs

CJones: This is gonna be a long night

Diana: You're such a dork...

CJones: And proud

Agent Burke: He's ignoring me

Diana: Another lover's spat?

Agent Burke: The usual. Let's just get started.

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Agent Burke is online

Daisy is online

Agent Burke: Well it's nice to log in and not have a dumb username for once

Daisy: Does Neal even have this app anymore? I haven't seen him on in a while.

Agent Burke: You talk to Neal on here?

Daisy: And Mozzie

Agent Burke: ...

Daisy: *kisses* Love you, hon

Agent Burke: Yeah, love you too

Agent Burke: Headed to work?

Daisy: Yep

Daisy: At the office, I take it?

Agent Burke: Yeah had to head in early. But that means I'll be home early

Daisy: Dinner will be ready

Agent Burke: Have a good day

Daisy: You too

Daisy is offline

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Agent Berk is online

Agent Berk: Agent Berk? Really? What is that?

James Bonds: How to train your dragon?

Agent Berk: ...

James Bonds: You're hopeless

Agent Berk is now Mario

Mario: No

Mario is now Butch

James Bonds is now Sundance

Sundance: Aha! Perfect

Butch: You are a child

Sundance: You can't blame me for being bored

Butch: I can and I will

Sundance: You stuck me down here with this... atrocity you call a case file

Butch: Which you should be working on right now

Sundance: No

Butch: Excuse me?

Sundance: Make me

Butch: I will come down there

Butch is now offline

Butch is now online

Sundance: ;)

Butch: Not funny

Sundance: I said I was bored, I never said I didn't finish what I was doing

Butch: There's plenty more you could be doing

Sundance: Well I'm talking to you right now

Butch is offline

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James Bonds: can I ask you a question

Peter Burke: Shoot

Peter Burke: You still there...

Peter Burke: Hey what question

James Bonds: nvm

Logging off...

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Agent Angry is online

James Bonds: Here we go...

Agent Angry is now Agent Burke

Agent Burke: Yeah here we go

Agent Burke: Get up here. I'm not lecturing you through text

James Bonds: I'm really okay down here thanks

Agent Burke: Office

Agent Burke: Now

James Bonds: Relax

Logging off...

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Agent Burke is online

James Bonds: Hey so remember that thing you told me not to do and I said I'd try not to do the thing? well that thing you told me not to do, I just did it, and now I think I shouldn't have done the thing

Agent Burke: Are you drunk

James Bonds is now Very Drunk

Very Drink: Yes. yes I am

Agent Burke: Where are you? Are you with Carlton?!

Very Drunk: Yez

Agent Burke: Dammit Neal! I told you we'd handle this one carefully!

Very Drunk: Hey he asked me out fora drink. what was I supposed to do?

Agent Burke: SAY NO

Agent Burke: I'm on my way. For the love of god don't do anything stupid!

Very Drunk: The stupid already bee. done

Very Drunk: been done

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Sarah Ellis is online

Sarah Ellis: I hear you fucked up

James Bonds: You heard wrong

James Bonds: And really? You log in now?

Sarah Ellis: Oh no I think I heard right. Maybe refresh me on the details ;)

James Bonds: Nothing to tell

Sarah Ellis: That's not what Peter said

James Bonds: Peter didn't even see it

Sarah Ellis: Oh so you admit it happened

James Bonds: I admitted to nothing

James Bonds: So, we still on for tonight?

Sarah Ellis: You can't change the subject

Sarah Ellis: But yes we are

James Bonds: *smooches*

James Bonds: Then I'll see you then~

Logging off...

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The Suit is online

James Bonds: Suit

The Suit: Neal

James Bonds: Guess again

The Suit: Mozzie?

James Bonds: Correct

The Suit: Why do you have Neal's phone...

James Bonds: Reasons

The Suit: Give it back please.

James Bonds: This is Neal

The Suit: Mozzie...

James Bonds: How did you know it was me?!

The Suit: I always know it's you

James Bonds: Sorry about that, I was making dinner. What's up?

The Suit: Actually I was going to invite you over, but if you're already making something..

James Bonds: Nah, I can bring it over. As long as Elizabeth doesn't mind.

The Suit: She says you're more than welcome

James Bonds: ;D Omw

Logging off...