I know I haven't written anything FF in a while, so while searching for random stuff on devaintART I stumbled across this hilarious comic, figured I'd make it into a fanfic.
So, based on their comic, here's one dedicated to Bowie-Spawan on dA. ^_^ Warnings: Implied yaoi, crack pairing, and hot, sweaty bishonen. Don't like, don't read. Both of them are admittedly OOC, but it's to match the comic.
Disclaimer: Don't own FF7. No matter how many times I wish, no matter how many trading cards I burn in sacrifice, the gods never answer.
Are You Done Yet?
Oneshot
"Ngh, so hot..."
"Ugh, come on-" Sephiroth flicked his hair out of his face. "Dammit, so tight!" Under his hands, he felt the tense knot come loose and finally gain purchase in the opening and stretching it enough to get inside.
"Oh god, Seph, hurry!" Wiping the sweat from his brow, Vincent fell blackwards onto the dune, panting. He muttered a few more obscenities, feeling the pressure and heat radiating from above him. If the silver-haired man wasn't fast enough, the one below him on the sandy beach just might die, or combust, or something that just wasn't as good as the relief he sought.
"Almost, almost there!"
Vincent flailed to the side, trying to get a better view at his lover's ministrations. "Ugh, no, deeper-" He blew an errant strand from his face, "Put your back into it," he mumbled, "Get it wet, use spit or something." By now he was reduced to panting, utterly resenting the scorching heat threatening to make him spontaneously combust.
Sephiroth grunted. "Just a bit more, come on come on come on come - " He slouched over, breath labored, using an arm to support the weight of his upper body. "Yes!"
Vincent's face merely exhibited content happiness, leaning back. He sighed. "Finally..."
"Good god, Vince, where the hell did you get this thing?"
"The grocery store down the road, why?"
"Never - and I mean NEVER - again get a beach umbrella that unyieldy." He kicked the pole with loathing, vowing to throw the abomination away as soon as they returned home from their vacation at Costa Del Sol. "I'm going to buy one that works for us, not against us."
"But the shade does feel good, doesn't it? Doesn't matter that it's heavy." He tossed a wink at the other man. "Take a nap, I think you'll want that energy back for later."
"What's later?" Seph asked coyly, falling down onto the sand next to the raven-haired man. "Or will I just have to wait to find out?" He watched Vincent nod, and stretched out under the shade created by the umbrella. As long as he could expend energy on something rewarding, it was worth it.
But this umbrella just had to go.
