Random Twilight roleplay!

by 12cookies

Me and my sister Rae got bored one night, and so we did this! It's short and very random. :D Please read!

Rae is:

Bella

Emmett

Alice

Carlisle

I am:

Edward

Rosalie

Jasper

Esme

Alice: *dances into living room* *spinning around* "Weee!"

Emmett: "FOOTBALL!" *smashes TV*

Carlisle: *walking around in circles*

Bella: *throwing food around in the kitchen*

Edward: *stands up* "EMMETT!" *throws a vase at Emmett's head*

Esme: "Edward!! That was my good vase!" *Jumps on Edward's back and starts hitting him on the back of his head while screaming*

Rosalie: *laughing hysterically*

Jasper: *looks up* *picks up the coffee table and throws it at Rosalie*

Alice: *still dancing around*

Bella: *comes into living room and starts throwing food around* "Food food food!"

Emmett: *runs* "I'll save you Rosalie!" *slams into Rosalie and they both fall down* *coffee table falls on top of them* "ta-da?"

Carlisle: "That was the good coffee table!" *grabs a chair and hits Jasper with it, breaking the chair and sending Jasper into the broken TV*

Esme: *Still hitting Edward* "Bella, please don't throw human food in the house."

Jasper: *Looks around* *watches Alice*

Edward: *grabs Esme and flips her onto her back*

Rosalie: "AH!" *hits Emmett* *picks up Emmett and hurls him across the room and he crashes into Bella*

Alice: *grabs Jaspers hand and starts spinning him around too*

Carlisle: *grabs Edward and throws him into Rosalie* "NO MORE FIGHTING!"

Emmett: *gets off of Bella* "NO MORE THROWING GOD DAMN FOOD!"

Bella: "TOO MUCH YELLING!!" *holds ears*

Jasper: *Pulls away from Alice* *calms everyone down*

Edward: *Crashes into Rosalie* stares blankly*

Esme: *gets up off the floor* "All right then." *goes upstairs*

Rosalie: *pushes Edward off* *stands up and takes Emmett into the garage*

Alice: *still dancing* *jumps on Jasper's back* *grins* "Hi"

Bella: *helps Edward up* "My poor baby!"

Carlisle: *goes up stairs into his office*

Emmett: *follows Rosalie* *looks at his Jeep* "I love my car!" *tries to hug jeep*

Jasper: "Hello Alice."

Edward: "I'm fine Bella." *kisses her forehead*

Rosalie: *looks at Emmett* *rolls eyes and laughs* "What are you trying to do? Hump you're car?"

Esme: *Goes into Carlisle's office*

Alice: *smiles* *jumps off his back* *spins around* *knocks into Edward and they both fall down* "Wee!"

Bella: "hey!"

Emmett: "No, I'm trying to hug it but it won't work!"

Carlisle: *throwing books around*

Volturi: *comes and kills the Cullen family* *laughs*

Everyone: *dead*

THE END xD