Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Merlin it all belongs to the BBC all I own is the twisted plot XD
A/N: This fic was inspired by my I Want Santa In His Chambers, Hop On Mister Easter Bunny, Mother Nature Bless Us This Year, You make a good fairy, sire, Humpty Dumpty, Arthur, Merlin and Little Bo Peep!?, Merlin and Arthurs little mouse, Alia and the Star Light, Arthur and His Men, Uthers' and Gaius' 3 Little Kittens and And Down Will Come Merlin, Cradle an All Fics. You do not have to read them first but it might be a good idea lol. You know for amusement sake.
Warnings: Slash some humour...uh that is about all I think.
AN2: Hehe If anyone wants to do some fanart for this or any of my stories feel free just credit me or something AND please tell me so I can see.
Little Miss Muffet
Arthur huffed in annoyance, he was NOT happy. He glared at Merlin through his fringe and got an innocent smile in return. Sighing, Arthur decided to accept his unfortunate fate, and silently plan his revenge whilst hoping that no one needed him or disturbed them. Why on earth, had they told Alia they could spend a day doing whatever she wanted? The girl had a mind that was eviler then Nimueh's. This little fact explained why Merlin was beaming like an idiot every time his eyes drifted to Arthur between serving Alia and nodding to her story at all the right points. Giving another irritable sigh Arthur shifted.
"Would Lady Arthurina like some more wine?" Merlin asked his voice dripping honey as he tried not to laugh.
Wine, Arthur thought bitterly, I wish. "No thank you Merlina" he said sweetly as he shifted the damned skirt of his dress. If he had to drink one more sip of the fruit juice, he might cry. Instead, he picked up the bowl in front of him and cautiously ate the porridge.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Merlin looked away from the, rather cute, image of a sulking Arthur in a dress when he heard a giggle. He looked down at the girl that had become a daughter to them both and she grinned up at him.
"What is so funny?" he asked ruffling her hair. She giggled squirming away but pointed to the table in front of Arthur and Merlin smirked seeing what had her giggling. I am so sleeping on the floor for finding this funny, Merlin thought seeing a glare Arthur had sent him, he could always sleep in his old room but he had moved out so Gaius could have the room back.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
Arthur looked away from his food and stopped glaring at Merlin when he realised the man and Alia were finding something other than his attire amusing. A feeling of dread filled him and he gathered his courage to look down.
Merlin had to admit the scream Arthur gave did sound father feminine as the blond prince in a dress too small for him and platts and flowers in his hair ran out of the room as fast as he could.
"It's only a big spider" Alia tutted, letting the spider, that, to be fair to Arthur, was about the size of Merlin's hand, climb on her hand and to her arm to get a better place.
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Uther looked away from Gaius as the physician turned to look at the door as they head screaming. The King blinked seeing a blur with blond hair and in a red flowing dress run past the door the train and selves of the red and gold dress flying behind him.
"That never happened" Uther said when Gaius turned back to look at him with amusement and a raised eyebrow. The man nodded as Uther wondered just what his son did in his spare time.
Hehe who do you lot love? (i will accept merlin and arthur but i will not be pleased *huffles*)