"Why are we even doing this?" Rude wondered as Reno fished in his pocked for a coin.
"Because Tseng ordered us to have better relations with the public to give the Turks a more positive image." Reno replied.
"Flipping a coin to see which of us will ask Tifa out on a date is not what I think he meant." Rude muttered.
"Oh don't be such a downer. I'm second-in-command and I say this is exactly what Tseng meant." Reno picked out a coin and handed it to Rude so he could verify it wasn't a trick coin. "Tell you what, we'll make it more interesting. Whoever doesn't get Tifa has to ask Yuffie out. It'll be a double date." Reno took the coin back from Rude and flipped it in the air.
"Heads!" Rude called out as Reno exclaimed, "Tails!"
When the coin landed on the ground, Reno and Rude bumped heads trying to see who won, and fell to the ground as well, momentarily stunned. Before they recovered, a flying monkey squirrel landed between them and grabbed the coin before taking off again.
"I'm not doing this again." Rude said when he stood up.
"Fine, you spoilsport. But since we bumped heads, you win and get to ask Tifa, I'll take Yuffie." Reno said as he brushed leaves out of his hair. He had just gotten sense knocked into him. Tifa might be more attractive to him than Yuffie, but Tifa was more the candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach type, and that would suit Rude better. Yuffie was much more energetic and he would most likely have better luck scoring with her, and with her flexibility, he'd enjoy it more. Plus he had bet he'd win by getting some tail anyway.
"Where should we take them?" Rude asked.
Reno took another coin out of his pocket. "Heads, it's Golden Saucer. Tails, the Big Apple."