Glistening Pool.
Hi, my names Renesmee.
I'm 4 years old (no lie) but I look around 18! In fact, apart from the number of years I've been on this planet, I'm 18!
I have officially stopped aging.
The reason of that? Because I'm a vampire (again no lie).
Only a handful of people know; my family, the other vampire clans, my Jacob, the werewolf lot and my two best friends, Holly and Hattie.
Brady has imprinted on Holly, so of course she got told all the myths and legends. She freaked out for about two days, then calmed down and was cool with it.
Hattie, my other best friend, has been imprinted on by Embry. She knew something was up with my family anyway, so she wasn't surprised at all. Sure, she lost he cool for around 2.7 minutes then she just got over it.
I live in a fabulous cottage with my mum and dad. As I grew older, I needed some more room, so Esme (my absolutely fabulous grandma) built two more levels on which I shot gunned the top level all to myself.
It has three bedrooms, one small gym, two huge closets (yet there still isn't enough room, I wonder why, *cough* Alice *cough*), two en-suite bathrooms and a kitchen considering that I eat and my Jacob does.
Aaaah- Jacob.
I loved talking about him. He is my favourite subject of all time.
He stays round so much, I just let him have one of my spare bedrooms. I never use them, so he might as well use them.
Jacob imprinted on me when I was the equivalent to a two month old baby. He is so hot and has a to-die-for-body. He is around so often, I seriously think my mum gave birth to Jacob and never told me!
My mum and dad are pretty much the coolest parents. Ever. In history. Bella, my mum, claims to be ordinary. Pfft, nice chance of being ordinary living with the Cullen family. Every time we go out into public, all everyone does is stare. It's the same with school- it was ridiculous.
But just when I thought that everyone staring at my family and me were bad, just wait until you saw the crowd around MY Jacob. I was so jealous beyond belief, my dad had to take me home, I was so worked up about it. Soon enough I made it perfectly clear to everyone that me and Jacob were an item. They seemed to back off but some girls just don't get the message, do they? Well, they learnt the hard way; having to watch me and Jacob kiss!
Serves them right for practically stalking us.
Right enough about my hunk of a boyfriend.
The rest of the Cullen family;
Anyways, back to mum and dad. They are the most stunning couple and are so totally in love with each other, it's disgusting to say the least!
Mom is the most amazing mum anyone could ask for. She can do everything, except gym because she is also the clumsiest vampire in existence! We can talk about anything and she makes me feel like I was planned to be brought into this world.
Whenever I bring this up, dad says that I am his little miracle,most definitely not an accident. Mum is right with just about everything, but we do sometimes have our differences. For example, the other day I wanted to go shopping with Alice in London, England but of course here mum is too ruin my fun saying it's too dangerous for a four year old to go out with a full vampire and a werewolf.
Jakey made sure he was coming; like he would let me go halfway across the world without him for protection, and yet they were still fully against the idea!
God, I am not a child anymore!
Dad was with mum on this one as well, so when dad is against an idea, it never happens. But instead of going to London, we decided on going to New York. Hattie and Holly came, of course and we stayed there for two days with Jacob and Aunt Alice.
Mum and dad didn't mind that too much, but dad insisted that I rang him every three hours, which was a bit of a pain.
I keep getting off the subject.
Well anyway, yeah, Mum and I sometimes don't agree but that hardly ever happens.
My dad is a talented vampire. I think he has two talents to be quite honest. 1. he can read minds (apart from my mum's, but that's only because she is a shield) and 2. He can be the most awkward and annoying person in the world.He thinks he can just mentally eavesdrop whenever he pleases! Usually it's just a pain in the bum. For example, I was having a hot make-out session with Jacob and dad calls up the stairs: "NESSIE! Stop what you're doing with Jacob right now, and no more mental vivid pictures please!"
I mean, for Christ sakes! I am eighteen- this is what I am supposed to do!
So now you can now see how annoying this is having a mind reader in the family! We have no secrets, which I am not happy about, every girl wants her privacy, especially when we have private problems that we don't want to share with the father- especially my father of all people.
My whole family is pretty awesome, so don't try to make a move on MY Jacob because having eight vampires as your family is helpful when I need help kicking your arse all the way to Canada for trying to make a move on MY man.
So a little bit of advice: if you have the hot's for MY man- back off. He is MINE.
All Mine!
So tough!
So before you go and start judging me, I am really quite nice, it's just that Jake is a bit of a nerve for me!
I visit La Push regularly to see the boys and Billy. Out of the whole pack, I gotta say that Quil, Embry and Seth are my absolute favourites- I wouldn't swap them for the world.
So yeah, that's my life pretty much. I love my whole family and the pack down in La push.
See ya later.
A/N- I am re-writing my originaly story 'glistening pool' but changing the name cause it sucks ass, etc, etc. but yeah enjoyyyyy. Jolly good, ta ta for now! xxx.
B/N- I am cool. Let's just leave it at that before I punch any of you in the face, 'kay? Jks jks, I lave you. Review, favourite, alert- bleh, bleh, bleh, you know the drill. Au reviourrrrr! xoxoxo.