Stan goes Rowdy
At South Park Elementary, it was a good day for the students until one of them isn't very happy after hearing the loss of his favorite idol: 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper. And his name is Stan Marsh. He walks around the school wearing a Scottish outfit similar to the one Piper wears until that faithful day...
"Hey Stan, nice skirt you fag." Says Cartman walking around laughing at Stan with Craig, and Butters.
"Oh yeah, well... nice... tits, did you get yourself pregnant?" Stan said trying to make a comeback. Then Cartman walks away to the bathroom to see his fat belly in a mirror. Stan closed his locker and curses himself by not being strong enough to do comebacks until school is over.
While walking back home, Kenny saw Shelly sitting in a chair with an outfit similar to the clothes Stan wore at school only this time she has pink knee pads on and Stan has blue knee pads. He walked in his house and spoke to his mother.
"Hey mom, do you know what's going on with the Marshes, because I saw Stan wearing a Scottish outfit and now I see his sister wearing the same thing?"
"I don't know but, I literally have no idea what's wrong with them. Last time I remember is that Sharon has that same outfit with a hat on but she has brown knee pads on."
"No shit what's going on, or at least Karen might say that she saw Mr. Marsh wearing the same thing only this time is black knee pads."
"How do you know that I saw Mr. Marsh with that weird clothing?" Said Karen while she's drinking chocolate milk.
"And now we got a family of skirt wearing Scottish people." Said Kenny after hearing what Karen just said.
"Maybe we can go to their place and ask them what's wrong?" Asked Carol, trying to figure out the reason why.
At night, the McCormicks went to the Marshes for dinner and asked them why are they wearing Scottish outfits for an unknown reason until...
"You guys remember Roddy Piper?" Asked Randy while the McCormicks nodded.
"Well you see, we're fans of Roddy Piper and the reason why is that Randy has WWE Network and what we saw changed our emotions and thought it was the best to wear the skirts and people mistakenly refer us as Scottish immigrants, Shelly was sad about the news and so do Stan and you probably might see them in Stan's room sharing his bed cuddling each other, very cute." Explained Sharon.
"Oh guess that explains why Stan can't make comebacks on Cartman." Said Kenny.
"Don't worry, once Stan gets angry in his sleep, he'll become a man with Piper's quotes and the sleeper hold." Said Randy.
The next day, this one might blow the roof. Stan walked into Kenny's place with Shelly who's training him, ever since their idol passed away, until Cartman comes up to the scene still mocking Stan, but the mocking pissed Stan off and started a street brawl between them and Cartman tried to fight back but Stan has the upper hand and dominated him with everything he's got.
"Let me tell you something right now Cartman: You do not throw rocks, at a man whose gotta machine gun, because I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass! And I'm all out of bubblegum!" Yelled Stan taking off his Scottish clothing revealing a blue with red boots wrestling attire similar to Roddy Piper, and locks Cartman in a sleeper hold. Cartman tries to get out, but he started to run out of breath and starting to faint. Kenny runs and checks for a sudden movement three times but not a single one, he's passed out. Stan lets go and everyone else cheers for him and Wendy runs by and kisses Stan to know that he finally stood up. This time South Park has its own street fighter, and his name is 'Rowdy' Stan Marsh.
"Everybody pays the Piper!" Said Stan breaking the fourth wall.
In memory of 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper(1954-2015) RIP. Thank you Hot Rod.