Ninjas With Hats
All characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.(Did I Get That Right?)
The script belongs to Mad Cow, the YouTuber.
With the disclaimer out of the way I would just like to say.
I HATE KAYLEIGH GERITY!
Thanks for reading,
Quake Wright.
[Naruto is sitting in his house. Sasuke has just walked in. There is a dead human in his house.]
Sasuke: Naruto, there is a dead human your house!
Naruto: Ho, hey... How did he get here?
Sasuke: Naruto! What did you do?
Naruto: Hey, da, ga, ha, I didn't do this!
Sasuke: Explain what happened, Naruto.
Naruto: I've never seen him before in my life.
Sasuke: Why did you kill this person, Naruto?
Naruto: I do not kill civillians, that is, that is my least favourite thing to do.
Sasuke: Tell me, Naruto, exactly what you were doing, before I came in.
Naruto: Alright, well, I was upstairs.
Sasuke: OK.
Naruto: I was, er, sitting in my room.
Sasuke: Yes.
Naruto: Reading a book.
Sasuke: Go on.
Naruto: And, well, er, this man walked in.
Sasuke: OK.
Naruto: So, I went up to him.
Sasuke: Yes?
Naruto: And I, er, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Pause)
Sasuke: Naruto, that kills civillians!
Naruto: Oh, oh, wow, I, I, I didn't know that.
Sasuke: How did you not know that?
Naruto: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck. No, I don't. (Laugh)
Sasuke: What happened to his hands?
Naruto: What's that?
Sasuke: His hands. Why, why are they missing?
Naruto: Well, I kind of cooked them up and ate them.
(Small pause)
Sasuke: Naruto!
Naruto: I, I , I was hungry and well, you know, when you crave hands, that's-
Sasuke: Why on Earth would you do that?
Naruto: (Voice goes high) I was hungry for hands, give me a break.
Sasuke: Naruotoooo.
Naruto: My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy.
Sasuke: What is wrong with you, Naruto?
Naruto: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things. Oh, yeah! Plus, I'm a ninja with a demon trapped inside me!