The Bet
Chapter 1 The Set Up…
Tony stumbles around the room,
"The drinking contest was not a good idea" Muses Pepper out loud.
"ggggggggfirjehghdjwdasopqwdijeawdfksnsehfdzjy" Slurs Tony.
"We are not getting a pony! Also you are not a fairy princess." Sighs Pepper.
"Why Pepsi-cola?" Reproaches Tony.
"Tony... What did you do?" Questions Pepper apprehensively.
"Why do always assssssumme I've done sommmething?..."
"Because you always do!"
"It all the Capsicle's fault... He said I was mean... Loki's mean... I'm niceeeeee. I told him ssssso too! But he didn't bellllievvvve me...
So we a llllliiiiiiitttle bet... A teensy one... Smaller than the IQ of all of Fury's onions! I wanna minion... Pep will you be my min...on...ion!?"
"I think you mean minions Tony... Wait what did you bet?"
"Why did I do it" He cries. "The poor schwarma! It never did nuthin to nobody... Why would Cap make me do it... ohhhhh bad phrasing... I swear Pep I'm all yours! Feel free to punish me..." Then he fainted...