Yay for Akatsuki Crack! Time to explain what the crap this is. This is a collection of conversations that whatever Akatsuki character mentioned would have with any other character. So, Itachi and Temari might have a conversation, even though normally they would never meet. The conversations will be as if they weren't trying to kill each other, except in jest. So don't go saying "OMG y is teh akatsuki tlking 2 enemies??" It's a joke people. I'm sure you can manage. Key word: FAN FICTION.

Akatsuki Crack!

Hidan: You know... your hair looks like mine, except fucking longer...

Kimimaro: You really like that word, don't you?

Hidan: What fucking word?

Kimimaro: You say fuck all the time...

Hidan: I WAS TRYING TO TALK ABOUT HAIR DAMMIT!

Kimimaro: ...

Hidan: So what's up with that, anyway? Do you fucking worship Jashin too?

Kimimaro: You... are a strange, pitiful man. I exist only for Orochimaru-sama.

Hidan: O.o Oro...?

Kimimaro: I would have been his body, if only...

Hidan: Let me guess, you got too fucking old!

Kimimaro: ...

Sakura: So you like flowers?

Konan: Yes, I make paper ones all the time.

Sakura: What about real flowers?

Konan: Those are so brief and fleeting... I don't like those as much. Paper ones last longer.

Sakura: You kinda sound like Sasori.

Konan: ...

Sakura: Oh... sorry.

Zetsu: -munch munch-

Kakashi: Yo, Zetsu, what are you eating?

Zetsu: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. It was just lying around.

Kakashi: It kinda looks like a ninja...

Zetsu: ... WHAT ARE YOU READING, THEN? That's a good question.

Kakashi: -puts away Icha Icha Paradise- You don't want to know.

Ino: Sasori, if you're a puppet, how do you... uh... how do you... "do it"?

Sasori: Do what?

Ino: Uh... you know...

Sasori: No, I don't know.

Ino: I'm talking about sex you idiot!

Sasori: ...sex?

Ino: Don't you even know what that is?

Sasori: Sorry... it was just... such an embarrassing question...

Ino: Yeah but how does it work?

Sasori: I never thought about that when I built this puppet body...

Ino: ...

A/N: Hopefully I can think of at least 4 per chapter. This should be awesome!