Disclaimer: ii do not own Ouran High school host club . Hence the name

Chapter 1 : Meeting the Host Club

I can not believe it this school is freaking pink . I bet all the students here are Spoiled Rotten. This is going to be a long and boring year. And-

" hello you must be the new student."

Yes I am what do you got say about it .

" Here is your schedule" .

I wonder what annoying rich bastards I will be stuck with this year?

Huh classroom 1A wait why is the door opening?

?…!

. Figures they have automatic doors dam rich bastards..

" Hikaru give me back my pencil."

" what makes you say that we have your pencil ?"

"Hikaru it is in your hand . give me back my pencil."

" Hikaru give me my pencil."

" Attention class this is the new student Mizushiro Hayashi" .

The students continued to ignore her

"ATTENTION STUDENTS"

( teachers are demonic creatures sea with it )

everyone immediately looked up

but the boys started looking at me like a love sick puppy

(.I fixed my glare just daring anyone to come up to me.

" She's a total babe!"

"I love her figure!"

" Why isn't she in a school uniform?"

Heh rich bastards . I plug my ear-phones in . This class looks like a good a class as any to sleep through. I eventually nodded of into a dreamless sleep.

" Hayashi san, Hayashi san."

Who the heck is trying to wake me up from my sleep ?

" Hayashi san , Hayashi san"

What the hell do you want?

"School is over for the day."

I walked away not bothering to thank him. But that boy looked oddly like a girl hmm. Oh well it's his/her problem not mine. Heh might as well explore this castle they call a school. I walked passed some yellow blobs in some boring conversation.

" Are you guys going to the Host Club today?"

" Yeah Tamaki he's so dreamy !"

Ugh they were just gossiping about some Host Club. What is a host club anyway? Is it some kind of Restaurant. With really. Cute butlers?why am i even thinking about this ? If the yellow blobs were talking about it then it must not be good for your health. The hall way seemed to go on forever and ever When was it going to end? . I need to study but seem all these rooms are loud except for this one Hmm Music Room 3 . What school needs three music rooms ? Pathetic truly pathetic. Might as well go in suddenly my eyes were viscously attacked by rose petals. Ahh my eyes! What the hell's with all these flowers !

" welcome"

I was welcomed to the sight of 7 really hot guys including the one i thought looked more like a girl than a boy.

what the hell is going here.

" Welcome to the host club ."

What the hell this must be what those girls were talking about earlier today. " Welcome princess I must say that I have never seen such a beautiful flower such as yourself "

What are you some kind of male prostitute.

"aaaah"

( Tamaki goes into the ever mysterious corner of woe)

" Momma I don't like this girls potty mouth."

Milord she's the new student in my class. " he suddenly springs me up in my face . Hasn't he ever heard of personal space?

" you must be the new honors student Mrs. Mizushiro Hayashi!"

I move back words this guy is starting to creep me annoying attitude it reminded me about someone , but who ?

" Alone dejected, forced to work through unbearable conditions, to get to this school. But fear not poor man I welcome you to are world of beauty.

"Tamaki leave her alone. "

"but Haruhi this could be your chance to hang out with commoners again!"

I'm leaving. Peace twin devils, glasses nerd, male prostitute, and commoner. I'm going to the real world were things actually make sense. Care to join me if you whish. Arms rap around her

" come back here Mizu chan !" who the hell are you calling Mizu chan ?!

" Waaah she's scary !"

How old is this guy ? four? I walk right out the door. Man those people are crazy. I hope they are very happy together in crazy land." Music room 3 does not suit them whatsoever. I get a devilish gleam on my face .

They need a name far more significant. I cross out the original label and wrote crazies room. Underneath I wrote Be carful they walk among us. I still had about an hour to kill. anyway so I walked around the school practically gagging out expensive everything looked and walked straight into a pole nocking my self unconscious. ( much to my supreme embarrassment)

HOST CLUB ROOM

Waugh my head hurts like crazy what the hell happened ? someone nudges my arm. I instinctively grab there arm and send them crashing into a white marble stone pillar. Oh it's you guys again? so you have finally shown your really self Blondie, not only as a willing prostitute but a pedophile as well congratulations."

" pedophile I am no pedophile I am the great host club king ! "

hmm sure. But what did you guys do anyway ?

" I am glad you asked"

shouted the Blondie or Tamaki as these people apparently call him.

" the host club is an amazing club were the schools handsomest boys with way to much time on their hands. Entertain young ladies who also have way to much time of their hands.

" So in other words this is club were male prostitutes gather, to entertain love sick girls, who are blindly love, with males who give them fake love?

I bet you even make them pay for it

...

"absolutely not we have morals !"

I get it now !

" Joy to the poor , you have finally know how great this club truly is ! "

No you must be the chief male prostitute !. " He suddenly fly's into a corner sulking. You certainly got the boss right , your a hero !" they pat me on the back. Immediately I knee them in the stomachs, and then through them unto a couch .

Don't touch me you here !

i started towards the door.

" well goodbye I can honesty say this weirdest club I have been to in my entire life. You guys most have some prostitute stuff do. So I'll be on my way.

" not so fast we have a problem here. "

And what is it four eyes."

He gives me a smile as fake as that guy Sai from Naruto.

" Well vandalism, you have hurt two of our host's, you broke a marble pillar, and damaged a very rare tea set."

So what does that stuff have to do with me . It's your club and it's your problem now.

" no misunderstand you owe us about 10,0000,000 ,0000 yen ."

What I don't have that kind of money ! "

I don't have to do anything you have no proof.

" Maybe not but my family owns a private police quad of 100 officers. If you even tried to hide they would catch you before you even left."

Damm rich bastards.

" hey does anyone fell some Deja Vu here" stated Haruhi.

The blonde suddenly leaves his corner of Woe.

"Hey Mizushiro have you herd that saying when in Rome do as the Romans do. From now on you will be the host clubs first ever Hostess ! "

No way I don't want to join this club.. I fight to keep my glare and emotionless face but this guy is to ridiculous. " "Hikaru, Kaoru what type should she be?"

" how about , started Hikaru , the tomboy type!

"No!"

.. the conversation went back in forth . Mizushiro's left eye starts to twitch in annoyance. They can't just decide my future I am right here for heavens sake . Shut F** up ! the all look at each other at the same time. And say in union

" the wilder type "

what's with the types?

" oh well it goes something like this" said the blonde guy in an over dramatic way.

Hikaru and Kaoru are the devil type

Kyoya's the cool type,

Honey's the boy Lolita , Mori the wild type

and of coarse are unnatural host Haruhi Fujioka.

Or how about a guy like me "

he says taking my chin . I flip him over . Never in a million years Blondie and don't forget it got it ? ugh all those people looked annoying except for Haruhi and Mori huh the wild host. What is really weird is that he is only a little bit taller then me.

" Welcome Ladies "

" hello Tamaki we made you some cake ."

" how sweet of you ladies."

Man what a drag this place is ridiculous. I went to sleep on the couch with Mori and Honey. Heh this a good a place as any to listen to my music. Before I new it I was out of it. I blame the fact that this club is soooo boring .

Takashi's Pov.

Mizushiro fell asleep and her head fell unto my shoulder

man she was cute. With her pretty silver and golden hair and -Wait what am I thinking? I don't like her I don't even know her.

" Aww so Kawwai "

"….."….. ssshhh

" were sorry Mori we didn't mean to intrude.

She shifted into my lap. Her arms hugging me like a teddy bear. I could feel my cheeks heating up.

" AAAAAAH SO HOT !"

Suddenly Kyoya appears out of thin air with a camera. But sudden camera flashes and squeals woke her up

Normal Pov.

There was a dark aura surrounding her in wisps. Her eyes were red and slit in the middle like a cat. She looked ready to kill someone. Who woke me up. I swear if it was Tamaki I would punch that guy through the roof.

" she's waking up ! "

Ugh now I sorta wish it was Tamaki. Instead I got the rare yellow rabid fangirls. I go back to sleep on Mori's shoulder. Before i new it the Host Club was finished.

"Hey Milord" said Hikaru

"Want to" said Kaoru

"Play a game" they said together.

" Were is Haruhi" ?

….

" What have you done with my daughter you shady twins ! "

"You can't find out unless you catch us " they start to sprint towards the door. But as soon as he got their he was drenched with slime.

"DAM YOU SHDY TWINS !"

" Tamaki "

" Yes Mizushiro"

" Shut up "

" Waah Momma my little girl is using those bad word again."

Your not my father and never will be thank God for that."

*THE END*

author75: well that's it know play a game known as torture 5

host club : how did we get here

author75: well your going to be experimented on unless they review

Tamaki: what no they cannot mess with my flawless beauty !

Author75: put them in cage Review or else

Host club: please help us !
( click the button I know you want to )

Well the next update should be Wednesday or Thursday