Lost Pet:
Have you seen this Warlock?
If so, please contact personal Ghost frequency P-U U-H4d-12. We are very worried about him; he is allergic to thrall, and needs to be cuddled every three hours, as prescribed by his therapist after his electro-shock therapy went wrong.
He's got sandy-brown hair, green, great freaking anime eyes that can stare into your soul, and a pair of nerdy Harry Potter glasses, as he his practically blind. He's missing a tiny bit of his left ear from when I shot him by accident, but he was very forgiving afterwards. He has been known to respond well to prompting with doggy treats and waffles.
His tags should say 'Martin'; if they don't, you've got the wrong Warlock, or it means he chewed his hand off to again to remove it. Do NOT feed him after midnight, and PLEASE; don't get him wet. You wouldn't like him if he got wet.
It would be wise to blindfold him and lock him in a bathroom until we arrive. Loud noises and bright colors distress him.
If he escapes...
His vision is based on movement. REMAIN CALM.
Unless he's foaming at the mouth; in that case, there's a panic button behind his ear that releases a mild neuro-toxin. It should be enough to guarantee your safe escape, but don't get high expectations. Don't let him know you have the One Ring, or he might strangle you.
Again, we are extremely worried about him, and we would like have him back in his cage before sundown, so as to prevent an extinction-level catastrophe.
Please; have a heart.
I don't know where this came from. I was writing a PM to a reviewer requesting permission to reference Silverhawk and Martin in their own fic, and I ended up writing that very first line as part of a short banter between Martin, Silverhawk, and their Ghosts in response to a summons from Zavala.
Said banter ended with Silverhawk sending her Ghost to sleep out in the yard for the night.
Cheers!^^