Heart: Hey, people! XD
Ikuto: What's this now...
Heart: I suddenly had this AWESOME idea in my head, and I just had to write it down! Enjoy!
*~*~*~Amu's POV~*~*~*
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" a shriek came from upstairs.
I groaned, stretching from my backbreaking work in the castle.
Yes, a castle.
Hello, my name is Hinamori Amu, and I am an insignificant maid in the "castle of Yamabuki". That ear-breaking shriek from three floors up? Princess Saaya, who else?
I sigh, walking about 300 steps upstairs. I see Princess Saaya's dirty cat sleeping in the middle of the staircase, and I am careful to avoid it. After all, Whisker, Princess Saaya's cat, has the exact same nasty personality as "the highness herself", and literally kills when it is awaken when it's not the time to eat.
Finally making it upstairs, I open Princess Saaya's door and...
...almost get killed by a flying chair.
Ha, ha. Very funny, Heart.
(Heart: You're not supposed to know I'm writing the story, stupid!)
Oops, sorry.
Anyways, back to the story, I quickly duck before losing my head, and my eyes pop out of my head.
Very funny, Heart...
(Heart:...)
Princess Saaya's room was a mess. Even more than usual.
There were broken pieces of shards all over the place, and some ketchup smeared on the curtains. And the biggest mess of them all was Princess Saaya herself.
Her red hair was very messy, with all of her hair on one side like she walked through the tornado, but the tornado rejected her. She was still wearing pj's even though it was, like, 3pm. She was holding a broom, her green eyes burning with anger. And finally...
My neko!
My neko was being chased by the evil witch (Princess Saaya, who else) and had a few splashes of feathers on it's fur.
My neko has blue fur, for some odd reason and it's name is Yoru.
I cry out, "Yoru!" and he immediately jumps into my arms.
Princess Saaya growls, "What do you think you're doing, letting your stupid mutt in my beautiful chamber?! It could've broken something, you know?!"
Well, your room is already hideous, your highness, but not as hideous as your face...
Of course, I don't say that out loud or else her royal highness would scream, "Off with her head!" or something like that.
Actually, I wouldn't mind her ending my miserable life right now.
"Get out now! You're poisoning my hair, pink-haired freak! Princess Saaya huffed.
I nod politely and walk out with Yoru in my arms. When I made it downstairs, I finally let it go.
"What the hell?!" I scream, curling into a ball. Some servants passing by either give me weird looks or nod in agreement. All the servants absolutely love her.
Caught the sarcasm?
Suddenly, Princess Saaya skips downstairs in tiny glass slippers, which is surprising since her feet are huge. She is wearing a large amount of makeup. Too much, in fact, with bright red lipstick and her hair a little too poofy, and her horrible choice in perfume floating downstairs.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Hurry up, commoners!" (Sounds familiar?)"I want this place to be spotless! Clean enough to eat off the floor! Prince Ikuto is coming, and I don't want my image to be shattered!" Princess Saaya snaps, glaring at all of the servants. We all nod, but you could see the tiredness in their eyes. Princess Saaya barely gives us breaks or food. In fact, one of the servants passed out in exhaustion, and Princess Saaya thought he was dead, so she simply buried him. It was horrifying for all of us servants.
*~*~*~Prince Ikuto's POV~*~*~*
"The hell?!" I yelled, and my best friend winces.
"I know, I know. But you have no choice! It's your father's choice! I know you hate Yamabuki and all, but you have to calm down! Besides, he didn't say you have to marry her or anything!" Kukai says.
I sigh, rubbing my forehead.
"IKUTO!" someone yells, and the door suddenly fly open.
Stomp.
Stomp.
Stomp.
A monster...
I'm joking, it's my sister, Utau. You could obviously she's furious, her violet eyes burning with rage.
"YOU'RE SEEING THAT BITCH AGAIN?! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE HER!" Utau screams. For some reason, Kukai blushes.
*~*~*~Kukai's POV~*~*~*
(Kukai: Yo, no need to focus on my thoughts!
Heart: Meh. Too bad.)
Damn, she's hot when she's angry...
*~*~*~Back to Prince Ikuto!~*~*~*
" I know, I know." I groan. "But it's 'dad' we're talking about here. The only reason he wants me to see her is because she's filthy rich. Otherwise, her looks would bring her to the dumpster."
Utau still whines. "But it's unfair to let my beautiful brother be given to an ugly hag like her!" she squeezes the life out of me.
"Yeah, yeah..." I say with my last dying breath...
Yeah right, as if the Tsukiyomi Ikuto would be so easily defeated.
"Prince Ikuto! Please hurry to the limo!" (Yup. No old fashioned pumpkin carriages for me!)
*~*~*~"Castle of Yamabuki" (still Ikuto's POV)~*~*~*
I get out of the limo, and slowly walk towards the castle. I really hate this.
As the door creaks open, I see the hideous monster herself.
"Prince Ikuto~!" the deadly Medusa squeals. Then "trips". Right into my arms. Eww...
"Oh, Ikuto-ku-oh, I'm sorry! I mean Prince Ikuto!" Medusa says, blushing. Again, eww.
Suddenly, I see something very interesting out of the corner of my eye. A pink-haired maid. Pink?
Unlike the other maids, who were blushing because of me, the pink-haired beauty didn't even glance at me. Instead, she held a bored expression, holding a blue cat.
And she was beautiful.
Golden eyes, perfect skin.
Everything.
Damn, she's hot.
"Who's that?" I ask politely, pointing towards the pinkette. The girl's eyes widened, turning around as if thinking I pointed to someone else.
Medusa's smile wavered. "Ohhoho..." she chuckled. "She's simply a maid. Nothing of your interest, Prince Ikuto!" The pinkette sighs, shaking her head, still petting the cat.
"No, I really would like to know her." I demand. Medusa's face looks awful.
"N-no. I really don't think you need to know her. She's simply a useless ma-"
"My name is Hinamori Amu. Pleasure to meet you, Prince Ikuto." the pinkette interrupts, curtsying.
Amu...
...she is simply beautiful.
Heart: Beautiful. Yes, simply beautiful. Don't you think, Prince Ikuto?
Ikuto: Yes, simply beau-
Amu: SHUT UP ALREADY! And why on earth do I have to be a maid?!
Tadase: And everyone knows I am better fit as the prince. *flips hair gayishly*
Heart: Nah...the story's better like this!
Saaya: WHY DOES MY LOVELY PRINCE CALL ME MEDUSA?!
Ikuto: Cuz your face breaks my heart...(and my eyes)
Saaya: *giggles* Oh, Ikuto!
Amu: (She doesn't even realize it's an insult. What a baka...)
Heart: Please review! I hope you like it!