Me: Welcome to "Behind the show! Yugioh version". I shall be your star on asking people about stuff. And by using the randomizer, I will choose my co-star!

Randomizer: BEEP,BOOP,BEEPEPEPEPEPEPEPPPEPEPPEPEPPEPEPPEPEPEPEPEPE! The winner is...Bass from MM NTW!

Bass: Cool. Now GIVE ME A LATTE!

Me: Sure. Now first lets start this!

At WB studios, 10/31/05, at 10:00 A.M.

"Alright send him in!" A random security guard said. We see Yugi being pulled by two guards.

"LET ME GO! I DON'T WANT TO BE INTERVIEWED!" He yelled.

"Shut the fuck up and get in there!" A security guard yelled as he threw Yugi into a interviewing office.

"Alright Bass, what question shall we start with?" I asked.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Yugi screamed.

"Ooookay. Now Yugi, how old are you?" Bass asked.

"Wait, there THESE types of quiestions?"

"Yes Yugi. What, you thought we were going to go FBI on you?" I told him.

"Well yes."

"ANSWER THE QUIESTION!" Bass yelled.

"I'm 15! Just don't yell!"

"Well you were ye-"Bass tried to saw, before I cut him off.

"Okay next quiestion.Who do you hate on the set of 'Yu-Gi-Oh!"?"

"I would say...Tea!"

"Yes! You owe me 5 bucks Bass!" I said trimphintly.

"God damn it! Here." Bass said as he gave me my money.

"Okay now, is Mai a slut?" I asked.

"What? I thought this was about me?"

"We need something for our viewers!" I told him.

"Well, since she started dating Joey she really hasn't whored herself."

"Okay so she is a ex-whore?" Bass asked.

"Yes. Know can we just talk about me?"

"Okay. Why are you so short?" I asked.

"I have a pace maker."

"WHAT? Man this is great stuff!" Bass yelled.

"Yeah but they said that I would be able to grow more in a couple of months."

"Well that seems to be all. Also who have you fucked for an hour?" Bass asked.

"What? Well, damn why did I sign that thing! Well I would say Tea again."

"Drunk." I asked.

"Yes."

"This should be sent in the next GI magizine. Look for it!" Bass said.

"You corporate whore." I told him We both then saw Yugi leave. " So were is the E at?"

"I chaged all of his pills with E! Hehehehehhehehe!"

"Dude! Wait what kind of pills?"

"Mostly fake pills. You know, them candy ones?"

" I wonder whats gonna happen at his house then."

At Yugi's house.

"Yugi, can you pass me some candy! The trick-or-treaters need some!"

Teh End!

Me: Well how was that?

Bass: Good but why was I the drug addict?

Me: Meh. Now people rate and review!