Disclaimer: All of the Characters, and some places belong to Squaresoft,
not me *Sniff
This is set after the game by about 3months.
Cloud, Barret, Cid, Cait Sith and Red XII are out on a fishing trip at the lake in The City Of The Ancients.
Yuffie and Tifa are going shopping and Vincent wants to stay at home and sleep but…………….
Yuffie and Tifa: PPUUUUUUUHLEASE come with us.
Yuffie: we need someone to carry the bags.
Vincent: no
Tifa: I'll buy you a gift
Vincent: no
Yuffie: aww come on Vin it'll be fun.
Vincent: my name is Vin-cent.
Tifa: wooooh, such a grumpy Gus aren't we.
Yuffie: well if you don't come we might accidentally use all the money on your credit card.
Vincent: hey! How did you get that?
Yuffie: you carelessly left it in your back pocket.
Tifa: so you comin or what?
Vincent: Fine, I'll get my cape.
Tifa&Yuffie: argh, no way are you wearing that when you're out with us!
Vincent: How do you guys do that?
Tifa&Yuffie: What, you mean this.
Vincent: yes that
Tifa&Yuffie: Dunno.
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Barret: Yo, Clod caught anythin yet.
Cloud: No, only this Brown Boot, red coat, and this pink dress.
Red XII: umm, Cloud do they look familiar to you.
Cloud: *thinking* did I wear this once.
Red XII: not that I no of. Think again.
Cloud: I don't like this thinking game Red, I'm going back to my fishing.
Cid: WoHHHH .%^"£$%* I got a *^))^$^ big one here £"$%&.
Cait: c'mon Cid reel 'em in.
Cid: &&*%%$$ I almost got it out of the water.
Aeris comes flying out of the lake and lands on Cloud.
Aeris: oh hi guys
Cloud: AERIS, YAY, wait where are your clothes!
Aeris: You have them right there silly!
Barret, Cait sith, Cid, Cloud: OH that explains it.
Red XII: *to self * Well duh. Sometimes I wonder if there is a brain cell between them.
Cloud: I thought you were dead!
Aeris: Well I was playing a game with Sephy and I was pretending to be dead when I accidentally fell asleep, next thing I know I'm in a smelly old lake.
Cloud: *gulp * heh that had nothing to do with me I promise.
Aeris: So where are the others
Cloud: um, I think they went to the…………
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Yuffie: SHOPPING MALL, YYYYYYYAAAAAY.
Vincent: YYYAAAAAAAAY
Tifa: ok calm down Vincent.
Yuffie: I wanna go to that shop.
Vincent: no I wanna go to the Toy Store.
Tifa:* thinking * he really doesn't get out much does he.
Yuffie: um ok, we'll go there first.
Tifa: * thinking * I should have stayed at home.
Yuffie: hey Vince, I'll race you there
Vincent: im gonna win, yay.
Vincent runs off to the toy store.
Tifa: someone's a little hyper.
Yuffie: yeah a poured two bags of sugar down his throat when he was asleep in the car.
Tifa: * thinking * this is going to be one of those days isn't it.
Yuffie: later.
Yuffie runs of to the toy store.
Tifa walks over to the wedding shop.
Tifa: I'm going to marry Cloud.
Voice in Tifa's head: yeah right.
Tifa: I am so because I love him.
VITH: he doesn't like you remember.
Tifa: Oh yeah. So what, I'm going to marry him anyway.
The announcer suddenly interrupted Tifa's thoughts.
Announcer: Would Ms. Lockheart please come to the customer services desk now please.
Tifa groaned
Tifa: what have they done now?
Tifa walked over to the customer services desk.
Police officer: miss could you please identify these to people.
Tifa: *groan *Lady Yuffie Kisaragi and Mr. Vincent Valentine.
PO: thank you, they told us that they were little Scampy Happy Elves here to see the tooth fairy.
Tifa: oh no not again.
PO: the reason we called you here is that the two friends of yours raided the cookie store.
Tifa: IS THIS TRUE!!!
Yuffie and Vincent shake there heads and look up at Tifa to expose their Chocolate covered faces.
Tifa: YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED YOU HERE ME. Go and get in the car.
PO: they owe the shop about 6788900000gil
Tifa: Breathe in. Breathe out.
Tifa:* screaming * FINAL HEAVEN.
The police officer flew out of the building and all of the other guards backed off.
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Aeris: so has much happened while I've been gone.
Cloud: Not really
Cid: not that I &*£$ remember
Barret: nope
Cait Sith: absolutely nought
Red XII: What about cloud having Mako Poisoning
Tifa was going to be executed
Weapon reappearing
The sister ray being fired
Going into space.
The train crashing in to north corel
Seeing Lucrecia, the really mother of Sephiroth
Finding Cloud again
Fighting Sephiroth
Winning against sephiroth
Holy saving us from Meteor
Having a We Saved The World Party
Realizing we left Yuffie and Vincent in the north Cavern
Saving them.
Cloud: oh yeah well we did all that.
Aeris: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Cid: ARGH *&^%$ she's dead
Cloud: I know I'll dunk her in the lake.
Red XII: oh F&*k u all she's asleep, haven't you learnt to check first yet.
Aeris : *Gasp * NANAKI Watch your language.
Cid: MY EARS they've never heard such crude language!!!
Red XII: lets go home now.
Cloud ok I'll get your Leash.
Red XII: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A/N: this was my First fanfic I ever started so be easy on me.
This is set after the game by about 3months.
Cloud, Barret, Cid, Cait Sith and Red XII are out on a fishing trip at the lake in The City Of The Ancients.
Yuffie and Tifa are going shopping and Vincent wants to stay at home and sleep but…………….
Yuffie and Tifa: PPUUUUUUUHLEASE come with us.
Yuffie: we need someone to carry the bags.
Vincent: no
Tifa: I'll buy you a gift
Vincent: no
Yuffie: aww come on Vin it'll be fun.
Vincent: my name is Vin-cent.
Tifa: wooooh, such a grumpy Gus aren't we.
Yuffie: well if you don't come we might accidentally use all the money on your credit card.
Vincent: hey! How did you get that?
Yuffie: you carelessly left it in your back pocket.
Tifa: so you comin or what?
Vincent: Fine, I'll get my cape.
Tifa&Yuffie: argh, no way are you wearing that when you're out with us!
Vincent: How do you guys do that?
Tifa&Yuffie: What, you mean this.
Vincent: yes that
Tifa&Yuffie: Dunno.
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Barret: Yo, Clod caught anythin yet.
Cloud: No, only this Brown Boot, red coat, and this pink dress.
Red XII: umm, Cloud do they look familiar to you.
Cloud: *thinking* did I wear this once.
Red XII: not that I no of. Think again.
Cloud: I don't like this thinking game Red, I'm going back to my fishing.
Cid: WoHHHH .%^"£$%* I got a *^))^$^ big one here £"$%&.
Cait: c'mon Cid reel 'em in.
Cid: &&*%%$$ I almost got it out of the water.
Aeris comes flying out of the lake and lands on Cloud.
Aeris: oh hi guys
Cloud: AERIS, YAY, wait where are your clothes!
Aeris: You have them right there silly!
Barret, Cait sith, Cid, Cloud: OH that explains it.
Red XII: *to self * Well duh. Sometimes I wonder if there is a brain cell between them.
Cloud: I thought you were dead!
Aeris: Well I was playing a game with Sephy and I was pretending to be dead when I accidentally fell asleep, next thing I know I'm in a smelly old lake.
Cloud: *gulp * heh that had nothing to do with me I promise.
Aeris: So where are the others
Cloud: um, I think they went to the…………
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Yuffie: SHOPPING MALL, YYYYYYYAAAAAY.
Vincent: YYYAAAAAAAAY
Tifa: ok calm down Vincent.
Yuffie: I wanna go to that shop.
Vincent: no I wanna go to the Toy Store.
Tifa:* thinking * he really doesn't get out much does he.
Yuffie: um ok, we'll go there first.
Tifa: * thinking * I should have stayed at home.
Yuffie: hey Vince, I'll race you there
Vincent: im gonna win, yay.
Vincent runs off to the toy store.
Tifa: someone's a little hyper.
Yuffie: yeah a poured two bags of sugar down his throat when he was asleep in the car.
Tifa: * thinking * this is going to be one of those days isn't it.
Yuffie: later.
Yuffie runs of to the toy store.
Tifa walks over to the wedding shop.
Tifa: I'm going to marry Cloud.
Voice in Tifa's head: yeah right.
Tifa: I am so because I love him.
VITH: he doesn't like you remember.
Tifa: Oh yeah. So what, I'm going to marry him anyway.
The announcer suddenly interrupted Tifa's thoughts.
Announcer: Would Ms. Lockheart please come to the customer services desk now please.
Tifa groaned
Tifa: what have they done now?
Tifa walked over to the customer services desk.
Police officer: miss could you please identify these to people.
Tifa: *groan *Lady Yuffie Kisaragi and Mr. Vincent Valentine.
PO: thank you, they told us that they were little Scampy Happy Elves here to see the tooth fairy.
Tifa: oh no not again.
PO: the reason we called you here is that the two friends of yours raided the cookie store.
Tifa: IS THIS TRUE!!!
Yuffie and Vincent shake there heads and look up at Tifa to expose their Chocolate covered faces.
Tifa: YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED YOU HERE ME. Go and get in the car.
PO: they owe the shop about 6788900000gil
Tifa: Breathe in. Breathe out.
Tifa:* screaming * FINAL HEAVEN.
The police officer flew out of the building and all of the other guards backed off.
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Aeris: so has much happened while I've been gone.
Cloud: Not really
Cid: not that I &*£$ remember
Barret: nope
Cait Sith: absolutely nought
Red XII: What about cloud having Mako Poisoning
Tifa was going to be executed
Weapon reappearing
The sister ray being fired
Going into space.
The train crashing in to north corel
Seeing Lucrecia, the really mother of Sephiroth
Finding Cloud again
Fighting Sephiroth
Winning against sephiroth
Holy saving us from Meteor
Having a We Saved The World Party
Realizing we left Yuffie and Vincent in the north Cavern
Saving them.
Cloud: oh yeah well we did all that.
Aeris: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Cid: ARGH *&^%$ she's dead
Cloud: I know I'll dunk her in the lake.
Red XII: oh F&*k u all she's asleep, haven't you learnt to check first yet.
Aeris : *Gasp * NANAKI Watch your language.
Cid: MY EARS they've never heard such crude language!!!
Red XII: lets go home now.
Cloud ok I'll get your Leash.
Red XII: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A/N: this was my First fanfic I ever started so be easy on me.