Zuko and the really mysterious girl

by Schinken

WARNING!This story has so much SWAG and you might not be able to handle all this SWAG. It is about the most swaggiest fire lord 5eva. He has to go on a really unfresh trip with Katra and Aang because they have to make a journey to some places bevor they can marry. But who is this really mysterious girl who goes on the journey with them? SWAG

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1

The spring breeze in my ponytail

Zuko ran as fast as he could. He took his fucking cool swords and turned around. The snake with 45673687 heads was right before him. He made some of his friging cooooool moves and everything was eaten.

It was spring and the bird flew tthrew the air. Whoa it has been a half year since he and mai broke up. She was just do furious sometimes and never listened when he cryed. That made zuko sad. Also he sisnt wanted to be used as a practice object when she wanted to practice knife throwing. So they broke up. Obviously.

Zuko went back to his super awsome palast. Since he was the fire lord he had a lot more stuff to do but also a lot more people he could command to do his stuff. That was really handy sometimes. So just like I said zuko went home. As he entered the main house he was greeted by katara. She was sitting at his big ass dining table with some other people. Zuko knew some of them but there was one new girl. He hair was fire red ans her eyes as blue as the water in his not jet inventet toilet. He would ha regognized someone like that. She was … beautiful. Zuko threw away that thought.

One of Katars other friends, Hankirna, now noticed Zuko and started singing:

Whether you're in trouble or livin' in a bubble

You should stay in the light, stay in the light

Even when you're shaken you never fall to Satan

If you stay in the light, stay in the light

Ah ah ah ah, stay in the light, stay in the light

Zuko looked a little confused. "Uhm okay", Katara stood up. "Hi zuki-duki sup?" Zuko made their ghanghsta greeting check, "evreything fresh in da hood. And what about you?" "Everything swaggalish but there is one thing I wanted to talk about with you!", katara answered.

"what?", zuko asked. "aang and I we are engaged!", katara answered. "since when?" zuko asked. "since yesterday" katara answered. "why are you telling me that?" zuko asked. "because you are going to be the best man for aang" katar answered. "why isnt he telling me?" zuko asked. "because ha has to mediate something" katara answered. "okay" zuko said.

Katara trned around, "oh I havent intducet you to rainbow-diamond-fire! She is nic and her childhood was awful! Maybe you and her will marry!""katara what tehhell werer you saying?" zuko asked. "nevermind" katara answered, "here ive got an invitation for you. But there is one other thing you have to know..." "wat", zuko anserwered wit a lot of swag. "ther is an old tradion from the watertribe you should know...",not zuko said. Zuko asked with less swag" WAT?" "its important thatthey make a journey to all the important playces in their life with the best man and the brightjunfar", katara said with her voice. "DUH r u stupid. Im da fya lord." Zuko saif with so much swag you dont know man. " zuko thi si sfucking impotant to me. BUT I GOT HOPE SO MUH HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE SHPRES SHPRES SHPRSA NADATI SE NADATI SE ÜMID ÜMID ÜMID SHPRESOJ SHPRESOJ SHPRESOJ PAGLAUM PAGLAUM PAGLAUM HOPPAS HOPPAS HOPPAS NGETHAMBA NGEHTHAMBA NGETHAMBA-" "OKAY shut the fuck up" , Zuko said fucking annoyed. "thank you asshole" katara answered "were leaving tomorrow dont forget your underwear" Katars friends gigglededeede "KATARA MY HONOR!" zuko yelled at katara.