Humor. The humans on the team must introduce Teal'c to some cultural
aspect of their species. Jack O'Neill plays with a rubix cube. Henry
takes control of the stargate station thingy. Must include the line:
"Well hoody-doody, sparky twinkle-toes!"
Aspects Of Cuture
"Oh, come on, Teal'c," moaned Carter. "It's fun!"
"I do not see the point of this, Major Carter." said Teal'c looking at
the stuff she had in her hand. It looked kind of weird.
Major Carter folded her arms and began to sulk. "It's no fair," she
sulked. "Daniel is the only one who will play this game with me and he's
going to be away with SG-9 for the rest of today. You guys are really spoil
sports!"
"Not now, Carter," yelled O'Neill. "I've almost got the red side done on
thsi stupid thing." Jack O'Neill was playing with the Rubix Cube that Daniel
had given him for his birthday. He had promised Daniel he would get it done
in3 months time. 2 months and 30 days ago, O'Neill had his birthday. Go
figure.
"If it really means this much to you, Major Carter," said Teal'c. "I
will play with you."
Carter hugged Teal'c (another part of this culture that he didn't
understand) and then she lay down her equpment and got to work.
AN HOUR LATER.
"You see this gold one?" Major Carter held up on of the pieces of
equipment. "This is Daniel's personal favorite."
"I am enjoying this very much," said Teal'c. "This is one of the
greatest aspects of your culture. Why isn't O'Neill playing?"
Carter shrugged. At that very moment Daniel burst in through the door
carrying a pile of rocks along with him. The moment he saw what Major Carter
had on the floor he dropped the rocks and ran over. He picked up the "gold
one" and began to play with it.
"Hey," said Daniel, glancing over at O'Neill. "I've got an idea."
THREE HOURS LATER.
General Hammond was seriously worried. The only member he had seen of
SG-1 all day was Dr. Jackson and that was three hours ago. They were needed
in the breifing room and fast. It turned out that Daniel's coffee cup,
Henry, had fallen onto the keypad in the control room. This had locked all
the doors and disabled the iris. In other words, Henry kind of had control
of the entire base and nothing could stop him.
General Hammond entered the coffee break room to find SG-1 happily
playing away. "SG-1, you're needed in the breifing room right away!"
commanded the general.
Jack O'Neill galred at the general. "This is our day-off!" he protested.
General Hammond gave Jack O'Neill one look over and had to struggle to
keep a serious face. "Well hoody-doody, sparky twinkle-toes!" he said and
then he left.
Jack O'Neill was now very confused(by the way, he mamnaged to do the red
side of the Rubix Cube). He looked down at his toes and what a shock he got.
On his toes was sparkly pink nail polish. He looked up to see the remaining
members of SG-1 laughing, including Teal'c.