This is just a bunch of stuff you should not do in konoha. I might make a few more chapters. My sister helped me with some of these. You don't have to review but I would appreciate it if you did!

Disclaimer: I don't own the character they belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

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1. You should not tell Naruto that he is useless and weak.

Or Sasuke.

Or Sakura. (Though that one might be true.)

Or any of the other characters (Though some of them wouldn't care, coughcoughshikamarucough. )

2. You should not tell Sasuke his hair looks like a chickens hind quarters, and his expression makes him look like an idiot.

3. You should not tell Ino the nerd look is in.

4. Chouji does not approve of tofu so you should not ever switch the beef and pork for tofu at the barbecue restaurants before he arrives.

Even though this is a good healthy diet he does not appreciate the gesture.

5. You should not ask Neji what conditioner he uses on his hair.

6. When Sasuke hide's behind you from his fangirls, you should not step aside and call good luck at his running form.

7. You should not offer to by Naruto ramen if he kisses Chouji.

Because he will do it and you would go broke.

I'm not kidding you really would go broke.

8. You could but you should not send Ino or Sakura a love letter signed Sasuke.

9. You should most certainly not send Jiraiya a love letter signed Orochimaru.

10. You will not play Barbie Girl around Sakura or Ino.

11. When you see Kankouru you should not inform him that the local clown troop is hiring.

12. You most defiantly should not tell Temari she is insanely weak as that my dear would be suicidal, and is frowned upon in most countries.

13. You can not chop of Ino's hair and run for your life. If you try it you will apologize to her then you may walk politely into the room were people are laughing and laugh your butt off.

14. You will not tell Tenten they are closing all the weapon shops. Then you will also not laugh as she freaks out.

15. You will not lock Naruto, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Ino, and Kiba in a room together just to see what happens. Especially if they were all drunk.

16. You will never tell Hinata that Naruto love's Konan.

17. You will not put Kankouru, Kiba, and Shikamaru on a mission together just for kicks especially if Gai was team leader.

18. You cannot I repeat CANNOT put a Kick Me sign on Gaara's back because people who kicked him would die painfully.

19. You will not sneak up behind Shikamaru and shout, Hey Crybaby! Funny though to see him jump, or sit there and do nothing. I am not sure which.

20. Jiraiya is and always will be and old fart, Tsunade on the other hand… Just be careful all right!

21. Orochimaru is not from a galaxy far far away and you will stop insisting he is.

22. You will not sneak up on Jiraiya when he is "peeping" and say "Jirayia I am your mother, or father."

23. You will not shove a Shikatema and Shikaino fan in a room together, and then take bets on who would win.

24. You will not sing Dare to be Stupid around Naruto and give him ideas.

25. You will not throw Itachi fangirls and Sasuke fangirls in a room together and lock the doors.

26. You will not tell Ino she is ugly especially on a bad day.

27. You should not care if Naruto did kick Gaara's demons butt remember... It still only counts as one!

28. Tsunade is not a "foxy momma" and you will stop insisting she is especially in her presence.

29. You will not tell Iruka that you did not complete my homework because you couldn't find anyone to cheat off of will only make him mad, and it is not a valid excuse.

30. You will not scream CLARK WE NEED YOU! When Shino walks into a room. As he does not find it funny.

Tell me what you thought! I changed my mind you'd better review! Even though there is nothing I can do about it if you don't :(