DISCLAIMER:

WHAT I OWN: ZILISSA, CRIMSON, VIOLET, ZAK, DIBORAH, GUZ, NURSE MEMBRANE, GIRTRUDE, AND SO ON. ALSO, I OWN THE IDEA.

WHAT I DON'T: THE ORIGINAL INVADER ZIM

"Hey, Guz," Deborah said, pointing to the sky "did you just see that flash of light?"

her six-year-old brother moaned "it was probably a shooting star, Deb. Geeze, you think anything and everything is a flying saucer."

"I know, but, this is different." She decided to cross a line she swore she'd NEVER cross. "Dad would've listened to me." She said with a grin on her face.

Guz crunched one of his Gameguy 2's, he turned to his sister, surrounded by flames and souls of the innocent "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM!"

"Alright, alright." His sister said, trying desperately to calm her brother down. Guz relaxed, and went back into the house, leaving his sister on the roof, to think of the man who had been pulled from her life on the day 9/11/01.

YAY! A FLASHBACK!

"Yes, Rob, the children are fine… yes, Rob, the house is still standing… yes, Rob, I haven't given myself cancer. Honestly, Rob, I don't know why you don't trust me home alone!"

four year old Debora Charlotte Membrane watched her mother, Nurse Membrane talk to her daddy. Her two-year- old brother toddled over to his mother, pointed at the phone and said, "Daddy!"

Membrane laughed, and gave the phone to her four year old.

"Hi, Daddy!" giggled the little girl.

"Hey, Deb. You're being nice to your skeptic mother and homicidal brother, right?"

"Yes, daddy."

"They don't know as much as we do. I can't wait to get home and see yo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" there was crashing, and screaming, and sounds of a jet crashing through a wall. Glass broke, and then, everything fell silent.

"Daddy? Daddy! NOO!"

her mother grabbed the phone from her, and started screaming into it that Rob better answer this second, or he was sleeping on the couch when he got home, and to stop scaring her. But, it was too late. He was going to be one of the names in the paper in the next day. 9/11/01 would be talked about for years to come, but, no one in the Membrane family liked to talk about it.

Deb heard something land from across town, then she heard a ton of construction noises. She knew it was an alien, but, it was useless to try to stop her. No one would believe her, no one would care. Maybe she would befriend the new girl at skool tomorrow. Name one new weird kid that didn't get put in Mr. Bitters' class. Anyway, now it was time to turn in. she carefully and neatly took off her blue dress and black trench coat, removed her black boots, and changed into a white nightgown. She took off her glasses, and crawled into bed for the night.

MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE STREET, THIS WAS HAPPENING!

A magenta eyed girl hopped out of her Voot Runner, and a teal eyed robot followed her. "Hurry, GIRtrude! What did you learn?"

"I saw a pony!"

Zilissa looked at the small robot her leaders had given her as though it (or rather, SHE) had told her the sky had just turned green. Well, actually, it was night so the sky was black except for a few stars.

"It was doin' like this!" GIRtrude started making pony noises, and scratching the ground.

"Concentrate, GIRtrude! It is time for disguises."

"I wanna be a pony."

"Shh! We have to be quiet!"

GIRtrude entered her serious mode, and saluted the green girl. Zillisa face palmed, but, went over to the runner, and started looking at disguises.

"No… no… no… YES! PERFECT!" she settled on blue contacts, a brown and pink streaked wig done up in braids with purple bows. She was still wearing her uniform, consisting of a white sweater, blue jeans, knee high socks, and Mary Janes. She stepped into the chamber, there was a bright flash of light, and her screams of pain…

but, when she stepped out, it was painfully obvious she was still her. Yet, GIRtrude started to panic. "Mistress! Where'd you go? Where are you?"

"I'm right here, GIRtrude." Zillisa said, waving her arms "it's me!" she grinned. But, her grin quickly turned to fury. "And keep it down! You wanna wake up the whole planet?"

"I do." GIRtrude said, stupidly. She stepped up to her mistress as she was picking out GIRtrude's disguise.

"Okay, for you, I'm thinkin' maybe a cat."

"Can I be a pony cat?" Zillisa looked over in disappointment at her tiny robot. But, she picked out a pink zippered Persian cat. It looked really fake, but, of course, no one would notice

"Perfection. Now, all we need is a home." She pulled out a sketchpad, and drew a cartoon-style house. The drill was inserted into the ground, and a house noisily constructed itself. People started waking up, cats were howling, dogs were barking, babies were screaming, and people were coming out of their homes to stare at the young girl standing out in the road, in front of he house. She picked up her pink Persian kitty, and she walked inside. She was greeted by a man with a cigar in his mouth, a mop of black hair, and a fake smile frozen on his face.

"Welcome home, princess!" he greeted cheerfully. She pushed past him, and, One by one, people went back into their houses.

"Step one went smoothly." Zilissa said loudly. She then flushed herself down a toilet. "The tallest were wise to choose me. I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN MADAMS!" she screamed at the sky, shaking her fist. She was plopped down in front of a screen. "Now, to find the best way of learning about this spinning ball of filth theses creatures call home."

A/N: I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN THE NAMES OF THE GENDERBENT CHARACTERS TO YOU GUYS OKAY? OKAY!

ZIM + ALYSSA = ZILLISA

TAK +ZACK = ZAK

GIR + GERTRUDE = GIRTRUDE

RED + FEMALE = CRIMPSON

PURPLE + FEMALE =VIOLET

MIMI + MALE =MAX

MRS. BITTERS + MALE = MR. BITTERS

PROFESSOR ALI MEMBRANE + FEMALE = NURSE ALICE MEMBRANE

GAZ + GUS = GUZ

DIB + FEMALE = DEB

Kay, I think that's all.