HELLO! This is my first Total Drama fanfiction, and I'm pretty new to the fandom, even Total Drama itself. I haven't been watching the show for that long, but I saw part of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, got really interested, watched some more, and then decided to check out the fandom. I'm basically doing this because I'm bored and felt inspired to write this... but I dunno. Updating may be sparotic.

So, down to business. Brand-new island. Brand-new contestants. Same old Chris and Chef Hatchet. The reappearances of old contestants. Well, we should have some fun here!

Again, since I'm new to the fandom and somewhat new to the show itself, you're gonna have to bear with me here. It's going to be a little wonky, and most of it is based off of what I know from TDRI, and some of TDWT. But competitors from all of the seasons will have a chance to make reappearances.

I'm not exactly sure if Eliminator, LU, CU or any of the other critic groups come around here often, but I'm going to do this a non-rule-breaking way, since I don't want to be reported: submit via a forum, link found on my profile at the top of the page.

Chris McLean was excited.

And do you know why he was excited?

Because he was viewing audition tapes for the newest season of Total Drama, and it felt like everyone was auditioning. Everyone. Even some desperate contestants from previous Total Dramas make new audition tapes to get in again.

Not that he was going to accept them. No way. He wanted something new. New faces. New competition. New romances. New stupidity. New ways to humiliate twenty-two teenagers! Yes, he was getting ideas as he watched these videos.

He looked at his list of potential candidates to compete for the million-dollar prize- all the people who had sent in their audition tapes, and looked up at the screen and matched the face to the name as the person introduced themselves. Chris could tell the applicant was filming with a phone by himself, as it was poorer quality than a video camera, and the screen was shaking and half the time he was staring at the background rather than the applicant. The applicant then tripped and the phone went flying, the screen spinning. It landed in the grass. Then there was yelling in the background. He saw the applicant's face for a split second more before it went to black.

That was pathetic! I think I'll consider that kid. Chris grinned. He needed some good, stupid klutzes. Something that would make his show exciting.

He was imagining human dominoes. That would be fun. He already had tricks up his sleeve- and he couldn't wait to use them.

He'd gotten an all-new island that would be very fun to use. And it was not your average island. Well, he'd done pretty good getting un-average islands so far, he supposed. Total Drama: Revenge of the Island was good because of the mutant creatures running amok, and it was even pretty cool even before there were mutant creatures.

But he really did have to congratulate himself- he outdid himself creating the perfect island. In fact, he'd gotten it custom-built! He found a site on the internet that custom-built islands. He didn't even know that those existed! Or were even legal! Or safe! But oh well, who cares?

Yes, oh yes, it would be a good season. There would be him, the new campers, Chef Hatchet, the return of some of the old contestants, humiliation, and some surprises.

Being the host of Total Drama was so much fun.

Mwahahaha.

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