Title: All About Me
By: Disciple of Dissonance
Anime: Hetalia
Chapter 1
The world conference room was empty when France and England entered, they were arguing as usual. They shouted at each other from across the room before England decided he was going to ignore France.
Canada sat silently in his usual seat, arms wrapped around Mr. Kumujiro. He watched as the two allies moved to sit as far away from each other as possible. Surprisingly enough to Canada, France approached him.
"Hel-" He started but was interrupted when France, without a thought, sat on him, pressing him into the chair. Canada sat there squished for a moment hoping France would realize his mistake.
Instead France crossed his arms and sat back into what should have been the chair and glared pointedly at England who was doing his best to ignore him.
'Uh…" Canada stretched out a hand and tapped France on the shoulder timidly. "Mr. France…" He said softly, "your hurting me." he looked a little nervous.
"Hm?" France looked down, finally noticing Canada. "Oh, desole, I did not see you there." France stood and turned to examine the country. "Who are you? I have never seen you before I don't think."
"I'm C-" He started to introduce himself.
"That's Canada you bloody wanker!" England interrupted pointing a finger at France accusingly.
France snickered, "Don't pretend you saw him either, until just now."
England glared right back, "At least I knew his name!"
And so, the fighting continued and Canada shut his mouth not wanting to interrupt or accidentally get involved.