Title: Bunnies, Masks & Contact Lenses
Genre: Humor/Romance/Action/Parody
SUMMARY: What do bunnies, magical masks, and contacts have in common? That's what Naruto wants to know. And, boy, is he gonna find out that they mean the DOOM of the world!
Pairings: NaruHina, SasuOC, LeeSaku, and slight NejiTen.
Chapter One: "The Hyuuga Scandal"
"NEJI! Something HUGE is going on!" Naruto Uzumaki raced down the hallways of the Hyuuga complex until he burst into Neji's room. "STOP! Don't move!" Naruto was greeted by the sight of Neji and his cousin Hinata crawling on the floor, digging their hands through the carpet. "He-Hello, N-n-naruto," Hinata began, blushing and stuttering. "I w-was just helping N-neji look for his... contact l-l-lens." Naruto cocked his head to the side and said confusedly, "Wait a second. Neji Hyuuga, genius of his clan and Byakugan master, wears... contact lenses" "Well, duh. I am destined to wear contacts because I look stupid in glasses." "Oh... Anyways, I heard evil psycho bunny rabbits are gonna invade on Wednesday! I heard 'em plotting at Ichiraku Noodle Shop while I was eating ramen! Believe it!" Naruto punched the air. "It is our destiny to be ruled over by rodents then?" "You could put it that way, yeah." "Ahh." Neji stood up and walked out the door, knocking into the doorframe, Hinata, and Naruto in the process. "C'mon, Hinata, let's tell everyone about the bunny invasion!" Naruto grabbed Hinata's wrist and led her out of the room. Hinata's face was turning an interesting shade of fuchsia.