Author's Note: Vinsemouse wrote a cross over between Supernatural and Dukes of Hazzard, this has nothing to do with that, but it is a crossover between the same. It came to be because she got me and Miky hooked on Supernatural, and Miky wanted me to write what it would be like if Dean and Sam was out hunting ghost and saw the running around with the coffin in the Rest In Peace Henry Flatt episode.
It's also because both Dean and Luke are alpha males, and I wanted to see what would happen if they got at each others….. Well, this is it, at least this time…..
Big thanks to Vinsemouse for beta work.
Warning: The warning is placed here for vinsmouse, who wanted a spew warning here, claiming it might be a bad idea to drink while reading the funnier parts. So please keep in mind that drinking any kind of beverage while reading this, might be hazzard'ous to the health of your screen.
Disclaimer: The Duke Boys are not mine, I don't own the Duke boys, nor the General Lee. I promise that once I'm through with them, there will be nothing broken that a trip to Cooter's garage can't fix….
The Strangest Things In Life
Chapter One: Welcome to Hazzard
"Hey Bitch," Dean stated to get the attention of his brother, it made Sam take up the looks of a wet insulted cat with it's feathers ruffled, and Dean loved it.
"You know what Dean, you're a jerk," Sam stated looking up from his research.
"Yeah well, all that aside, where are we heading?" Dean wanted to know, digging behind him in the backseat while driving, hoping to find something to eat that wouldn't bite back.
"Dude, I've told you like a hundred times, why do you always have to ask stupid questions Dean. You're the one driving, because you won't even let me drive your stupid car, but you keep playing those crappy tapes, and you don't even know where we're going." Sam indulged himself in a rant, god, his brother could be such an annoying jerk.
"Well, you're the one always know the stuff an' crap man, so where are we headed?" Dean gave up his search for food, there was none, and anyway he could just pull over later and see what he could find.
"Well, we're headed to a place called Hazzard in Georgia, it's some kind of a backwater county. However recently, there have been rumors of some weird stuff happening in an old cemetery there.
"Like what kind of weird stuff?" Dean grinned.
"Like one of the deceased being spotted around his grave, sounds like a spirit to me." Sam stated patiently. Handling Dean took a lot of patience. Sometimes he wondered if he and Dean would even get along at all if it wasn't for a common goal. Dean was always the good little soldier, and he, well, he was the one who wanted a normal life.
"Maybe he just went up for a drink of water," Dean joked and Sam sighed.
"Dean, can't you be serious for all of five seconds?" Sam demanded.
"Let's see, Uh, one, two, three, four, nope?" Dean grinned. "Hey, look over there, hamburger joint." He grinned as he slowed the Impala down.
"Dean, we're not stopping to eat," Sam shook his head.
"Sure we are," Dean grinned.
"No Dean, we're not stopping to eat, we need to keep going," Sam glared at him.
"Like it or not, we are, because I'm hungry, and if I get any more hungry, you're not gonna like it at all Sammy," Dean grinned. "Come on, I'll buy ya a kiddie meal.
"Okay, we stop and eat fine, but don't insult me," Sam warned him.
"Whatever you say Sammy," Dean grinned. Happy that he had won, and happy he was getting a hamburger before they finished.
It didn't take them too long to reach the small southern town and Dean gave a whistle. "Man, we're in the land of moonshine and apple pie man, I'm gonna love it here. Just look at the folks…." He turned his head to follow a couple of girls in short shorts and tight tops.
"Dean, we have a job to do, so will you please start thinking with your upstairs brain. I need somewhere I can do some research," Sam pointed out.
"Well you do that Sam, I saw a sign there I'm gonna follow, and then we'll compare notes," Dean agreed.
"Admit it, you're going to that bar Dean," Sam challenged.
"Well, in a town like this, that is where you're gonna hear stuff," Dean pointed out. "So where can I drop you off?"
"That newspaper there, they've got to have some back issues I can look through," Sam stated.
"Have fun Sam, I'll see ya later," Dean grinned as he took off, and a few moments later he pulled up in a place called the Boar's Nest. Stepping inside, Dean congratulated himself. He would be able to get a whole lot of good information in here, whether it was info about the ghost, or about which of the girls he spotted in there was single.
The waitress sure was something, she had all the looks going for her.
"What can I get ya sugar?" she asked as she stopped beside him by the bar.
"How about a beer?" Dean grinned, switching on his charm.
"You got it," stepping around the counter she filled him up a glass. "Your not from around here are ya?"
"Nah, me and my brother are just kind of passing through," Dean shrugged.
"Is your brother as cute as you are?" she asked with a laugh.
"Nope, he's a real bore, nothing for a sweet thing like you," Dean told her.
"Well, I sure hope I see you around, but right now, I have to work," she apologized. Filling up a pitcher and making sure everyone had enough in their glasses to keep them busy drinking.
"Sure thing sweetheart," Dean grinned. "What's yer name though, for when I need a refill?" he held up his beer.
"Daisy, Daisy Duke," she grinned as she left to fill up Dobro's glass.
TBC
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