Heehee. The first chapter sucks, but it's more like a tester chapter. If you don't like it...I dunno. RANDOMNESS! The rest of the chapters are in a different format. I have no idea what this means. I wrote it at midnight...
Once upon a time, Yuki and Kyo did your mom…a favor. They made you…a sandwich. In the kitchen.
Kyo loved me and I loved Hatori and Hatori loved Naynay and Naynay loved Yuki and Yuki loved Lindsey and Lindsey loved Momiji and Momiji loved Lindsey back. So they ran away together on giant, floating porpoises. And then they got lost and Lindsey got pissed and dumped him.
And Momiji cried and cried but then he laughed cause Yuki was wearing a tutu and dancing around like a crazy deranged ballerina. Then he kissed Kyo. Then Kyo hit him. The he kissed Yuki back. Oooh…
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Craziness ensues.