Mario yawned as he walked up to the door, opening it as he got punched in the face by Wario.
"Wa! Ha ha! Didn't expect that, did ya?" Wario taunted as he shook his butt at the knocked out plumber.
Mario grumbled as he got back up. "Wario, what do you want..."
"Oh, nothing." Wario stated as he then knocked all of Mario's precious items on the ground, laughing as he rubbed his gross butt on the walls. "I just want to be obnoxious!"
Mario growled as he attempted to teach his cousin a lesson, only for Wario to pull a cannon out of his butt, with him stuffing Mario inside as he got a couple of Bob-ombs to explode, causing the cannon to explode as Mario went blasting off, going through all the houses in Toad Town as he crashed into a tree that fell over, with Mario popping out as a couple of Waddlewings attacked him.
"Looks like you're having a bad day," Dry Bowser stated, who was relaxing on the bench feeding some pidgits.
"Oh, what do you know?" Mario grumbled as he dusted himself off, sighing as he took a seat on the bench next to the skeletal reptile. "Wario came by, and is being his usual dumb self."
"So I hear." Dry Bowser stated as he began juggling his own skull. "Do... you want me to teach him a lesson, in trickery?"
Mario thought about it for a moment, with a smirk appearing on his face as he shook hands with Dry Bowser, the bony reptilian entity willing to help out someone against the greedy evil that was formally known as Wario.