Hidden Spoof Corner
Inuyasha and Naoyasha:
Demon Dog To Demon Dog
WUZZUP? You found a moment hidden from all the rest. This all happened when everyone was sleeping during 2:19 in the morning…
"Sooo… Where ya been for the last 20 years?" Naoyasha asked as the sun began to rise over the edge of the craters rim.
"Hey, were you shot or something?"
"Why?" Inuyasha asked.
"Because you reek of 20 year old blood… What, can't you smell it?" Naoyasha said with great surprise because Inuyasha had not smelt it for 20 years straight
"So anything else happen to you?" Naoyasha asked in hopes he could learn more about his missing brother.
"Actually, Yah. I got a girlfriend!" Inuyasha said quite proudly
"so, what's her name?"
"Her name is Kikio!" Inuyasha said
"WHAT? I THOUGHT KAGOME WAS YOU GIRLFRIEND!"
"Oh her? Nah she jus-"
"WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU THINKING?! YOU A DAMB PLAYER! IS THIS HOW MOTHER RASED YOU?!" Naoyasha Yelled while kicking him painfully in the back of the head.
Thug… thug….
yawn
"What's with all the banging…." Kagome said and got up to check it out AND IT WAS 3:10 IN THE MORNING!
As Kagome walked out to the living room, past the mini-garden and finally got to the screen door leading to the exit, she heard another thud and Inuyasha Screaming from pain.
"What's going o-"Kagome paused after seeing Naoyasha beating up Inuyasha (and Inuyasha younger that him!)
"He had it coming to him" Naoyasha said.
"For what?" Kagome asked wondering why he was kicking him.
"Inuyasha has been cheating on you. You seriously haven't noticed?" Naoyasha said
"Hehhh..." Inuyasha quietly muttered as he was ready for that one single command.
"Hey, kagome!" (Right now Naoyasha's whispering in Kagome's ear and she giggles slightly)
"Shake!" kagome said in complete curiosity.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Inuyasha yelled as his hand lifted up and acted as if he was waiting for someone to shake his hand.
"Hehehhe…" Naoyasha and kagome giggled as that experimented with dog tricks.
"OKAY! MY TURN!" Said Naoyasha while Kagome was completely puzzled on why he would wear the necklace after knowing that the word sit would send him straight into the dirt. Plus he was standing next to a perfectly good bonsai tree.
"Okay, here we go! Roll over!"
"Hehehhe!" Naoyasha laughed as he rolled around on the yard then THUG. Naoyasha hit a tree then there was another thug another THUG because the tree fell on him.
"Ow... Hehehehehee..." he laughed though the pain was excruciating.
"You ok?" Kagome asked.
"Ya... Do another one!"
"Ok… lie down."
"Hey! I didn't get hurt for once."
"Hey... Don't do that, HAHhaahah.heheh!"
Inuyasha becoming very jealous on how kagome was treating Naoyasha, Actually, she was pretty much tickling him. TT
"Hey, Kagome, why don't you treat me like that? "Inuyasha asked.
"Because you're quite mean and you're always beating up Shippo "Kagome answered.
"Heh... I'd better get back to sleep. Se ya in the morning or later in the morning"
"Good Night!"
"What are you talking about? Its 4:00 in the morning! Oh well, good night anyways"
BY:Naoyasha