Oh Oum! Oh Oum! Oh Oum!
Why Oum why? Why didn't you warn me that a giant scorpion lives in that cave? I mean the painting outside should be an obvious clue, but in my defence that cave was way too small for a behemoth like that to fit .
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Well this is new, I don't think I have heard someone who argue, well try to argue anyway, with the almighty god himself, Monty Oum. But I'm gonna be turned to tomato paste in a minute, so it shouldn't be problem to try and talk to you right? Just for a bit, before I move on to the afterlife and all that dazzle. Is that an expression?
Okay okay, I get to speak my mind for a minute. Jesus what got in your underwear today? So I guess I'll talk about I don't know. Our personal life I guess.
Ok you start first.
Yes I know you're god and that you've live through thousand of years, but it would be nice to know a bit about you and all.
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Ok my turn, my life is kinda sad really. When I finally get to attend one of the most prestigious schools in Remnant, by lying because I can't fight even if my life depends on it, and first thing that I have to do, is to go in that god-forsaken hellspawn, airship, just the mention of that thing makes me want to shiver. Oh don't forget that I vomit on a girl's shoes and in a bin too, on my first day. I'm a bit surprise that I didn't get kick out because of that incident. Well luckily, I met another girl, Ruby, you would have adore her, she's probably the nicest girl out there and she's also a weapon fanatic, you should have seen her eyes when she saw my sword. Why are you chuckling? Anyway moving on, her eyes went from normal eyes to anime eyes, I find it kind of cute. Don't tell her sister that I said that, because I know how violent an older sibling can get when they know someone is talking about their younglings. I gonna miss her, she was my first friend that I got without my sisters' helps.
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Out of everything that could do me in, of course flying would be the one to kill me, no epic battle that would be remembered for generations, no fighting against impossible odds, and definitely no fighting bad guys to the death. Hey there's someone else falling from the sky as well. Wait is that Ruby? Let's see here, red cloak. Check. Wearing combat skirt. Check. SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT IS RUBY! Why is she falling? How did she get there? That's not important right now but I don't care. There's must be a way to help her, but how? Oh right! Oum, can you do me a favour? Please? ... Pretty please? … Pretty please with a cherry on top? … You know I going to keep asking until you submit right? Great you agree to help, so how are we gonna to do this? Why does my body feel a little tingly? Wait we never agree on th- "OOF" [sound of bodies crashing into a tree] I think I can see the light shining upon me.
Aw man, that hurts like hell. Well at least we saved her, although your method of using my body to pin her to the tree was a bit, ow, painful. Oh hey look there's another girl falling from heaven. As white as snow and falling from heaven? Her nickname from now on shall be. Snow Angel! Yeah she'll love it! Alright now it's time to save a person. Super jump activate! Now I got to make a good first impression, "Just dropping in?" Nail it! Why is she looking down? Well there's no harm in doing the sa- "Oh god" "oof" I did not think this one through. Wait where is she? "oof" "My hero." My Snow Angel declares, but, "My back." Is going to need some doctors.
*If you watched Beacon's initiation, you will know what happen next, if you didn't, then go and watch it, I don't wanna sit here and type everything that happen*
Wow, we did it, we won, I didn't lose any limb or sanity. That was the awesomest thing that I have ever [sound of Ruby decapitating a Nevermore] Never mind, I am gonna die alone in this school. [sound of the old temple cracking] It's falling apart! "Run! Get to the stable part of the temple!"
What was that Oum? I'm forgetting someone?
REN! Hold on bud, I'm coming. On my shoulder you go.
"Hey! You ok?"
"Yes just a bit exhausted. What is happening?"
"Just us running for our lives from crumbling temple, that's all."
"Let me down, you can't run fast enough with me on your shoulder."
"Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't have time to stop to put you down."
"Let me down, I'm weighing you down."
"No can do, I don't like feeling guilt after surviving a giant scorpion's attack."
"No please, you don't have to-"
"Well I want to."
"You're slowing down!"
"We're nearly there!"
"Let me go dammit!"
"I have a plan."
"If it involves both of us surviving then I'm all ears."
"I'm gonna throw you to the safe zone."
"That is crazy!"
"It's the only one I have."
"NO!"
"See ya buddy." Super aura infused throw activate!
And down the hole we fall.
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This is it, this is where my adventure will end. Well at least I save five people, so I won't die with regret. Pyrrha. Sorry, but you'll have to find a new partner.
Huh? What was that Oum? You got something for me Oum? Start anew? Adventures? Hold up you're losing me here. What did you say about starting anew? Just trust you? Well alrighty then. Do your magic Oum.