"Hmmmm... It appears there aren't any people left to interview." The Narrator said,

"Just when I was getting into the spring of it."

"How about you interview me?" A voice asked.

"Huh, who said that?" The Narrator went.

Suddenly a dark ball appears over couch in the room where the Narrator conducted interviews with the Powerpuff Girls, Mojo Jojo and the Mayor and it reveals a human with very neat black hair, a fedora upon his head, a black coat, red pants, black shoes, black shirt and even black gloves. He had very eyes that looked like a demon's yet he seemed very sophisticated as he took his seat.

(Authors Note: Yes, I know using red and black for a villain is pretty stereotypical but Malumpere, my character, is supposed to take inspiration from the most menacing appearance and red and black are pretty menacing.)

"Um... Who are you?" The Narrator asked.

"Do forgive me for barging in unannounced." The strange man said throwing his fedora on the hat rack,

"You may refer to me as... Malumpere."

"Malumpere huh? Kind of a strange name." The Narrator commented.

"Well Narrator is a strange name for someone as well but who are we to blame. You need somebody to interview, you have your interview." Malumpere stated with a smile.

The Narrator was unsure about this but since he needed somebody to interview he sighed and said,

"Fine, I guess I will. Ahem... Greetings Malumpere!

"And a fond how do you do to yourself." Malumpere said.

"So, your the new villain in Townsville, how do you feel?" The Narrator asked.

"Quite well, after all I have seen these jokers of which are supposed to be villains. A super genius monkey with an exposed brain, a gang of teenagers that have a green skin condition, a bratty snob girl who uses money to get what she wants, a strange pink hillbilly creature who is obsessed with keeping people off of his property, a gang of amoebas who can't even pull off the simplest crime and a woman with strange hair powers that can disguise herself as anybody and seduces men to get what she wants. Hmph, quite laughable." Malumpere commented as he rubbed his hands together.

"Laughable? So your saying the villains aren't competent?" The Narrator asked confused.

"Well they can't destroy three super powered kindergartners that have to fight crime before it's their f**king bedtime." Malumpere cursed.

You couldn't tell but the Narrator had a pretty shocked look.

"Well that's quite a tongue you have there." The Narrator commented.

"What's you damn point?" Malumpere asked as his eyes started to glow black.

"Uh, nothing nothing." The Narrator said,

"So, what are your powers?"

The new villain chuckled and said,

"I'm glad you asked that. I can control the powers of darkness. I can control the shadows to my whim, form weapons out of the dark and even my own shadow, speaking of which my shadow can cover me and act as an impenetrable shield from harm, I can fly, teleport, fire dark blasts from my arms and legs, make duplicates of myself and many, many, many more abilities. But my favorites of all my powers is the power to corrupt people's souls no matter how pure they are which in turn makes them evil, corrupted and more stronger than they've ever been, the other would be to make evil duplicates of anyone since it's so hilarious to watch the original and the duplicate fight against each other. It's just so fan-f**king-tastic!"

"Well, you've certainly got an array of powers. How did you get these powers, what kind of backstory do you have and what do you plan to do?" The Narrator asked.

"Well now... That would be giving away spoilers. And we all know people don't like spoilers." Malumpere said as he chuckled.

"Right, of course. So what is next for Malumpere?" The Narrator asked.

"What is next for me is one that will give me great delight. For when you next see me Townsville, along with the entire world, will be covered in a shroud of darkness. The pureness of everyone will be exterminated, the light will cease to exist and I will finally after so long get my revenge on the person who took everything away from me! And I will watch as he dies slowly in the wind as he f**king chokes on his f**king blood as I laugh at his misery as he drowns in his own blood and self pity! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The Narrator was getting freaked out as Malumpere's eyes glowed black again as he was surrounded in that dark ball again as he teleported away.

"Well, that was... something." The Narrator said.


Hey everyone, Attorneyman here. As you've just read I am indeed working on another story involving this new character, Malumpere. It will pit him against the Powerpuff Girls as their greatest challenge yet. And as for that backstory, how he got his powers and his plans. Well like he said nobody likes spoilers so I don't want to spoil you guys.

But I will say this: it involves a certain professor and his original idea of a certain chemical. See you guys next time. Be sure to Like, Favorite and leave a review. Every little bit helps and I do enjoy writing stories for you guys.